Recommend a rimfire for hamster defense.

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Camp defense anti-swarm 44 rimfire system.
 
Double rifle, 470 NE minimum, for that quick follow up shot. And use Solids, as already mentioned, frontal shots are a gamble, try for a side shot, break the shoulder, the bullet should end up a bump on the other side of the hide. Pray they don't charge...
 
Grand hamster of Alsace

philthygeezer said:
All these are fine and dandy for regular hamsters, but what would you get to stop an attack by the grand hamster of Alsace?
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The Alsatian hamster's weak spot is fire. Their hair is very flammable, and the inside of their breathing tract is lined with hair. The trick is NEVER GO AFTER ALSATIAN HAMSTERS IF IT'S DAMP OR RAINING, and use a good flamethrower. I've also heard of guys that use large scale R/C model aircraft to napalm them, but I don't think I have the coordination to use the RC planes. Also, if you can handle them, attack pugs can and do beat Alsatians in a fight, however, speaking from experience, the pugs can be deadly to handle. They've been known to chew right through their owners' ankles. If you do use attack pugs, don't let them eat the hamsters, as it'll trigger blood lust, and you'll have to get them put down. The last thing in the world that you want is a pack of runaway pugs with blood lust.
 
Papaclaude said:
The Alsatian hamster's weak spot is fire. Their hair is very flammable, and the inside of their breathing tract is lined with hair. The trick is NEVER GO AFTER ALSATIAN HAMSTERS IF IT'S DAMP OR RAINING, and use a good flamethrower. I've also heard of guys that use large scale R/C model aircraft to napalm them, but I don't think I have the coordination to use the RC planes. Also, if you can handle them, attack pugs can and do beat Alsatians in a fight, however, speaking from experience, the pugs can be deadly to handle. They've been known to chew right through their owners' ankles. If you do use attack pugs, don't let them eat the hamsters, as it'll trigger blood lust, and you'll have to get them put down. The last thing in the world that you want is a pack of runaway pugs with blood lust.
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They're like Pandas. They look cute, but can tear you limb from limb. On the bright side, they've almost been completely wiped out by arrogant and callous humans.
 
22 tracer?

To bring the thread back to rimfire - does anyone make 22 lr tracer ammo? They just might be effective on the hamsters. I doubt that anyone's tried it.
 
Wrap the hamster in tape and place in your rectum. Oh wait, sorry, that only works with Gerbils. :eek:
As with bears, it's not the calibre that counts, it's all about shot placement.
 
I would suggest you get a Volkswagen, a purple shirt, and travel to any small town in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, or Alberta.

Go into the Bar or Coffee Shop, announce that you are ###, voted Liberal, and are there to campaign to take everyone's guns away.

If you make it back to Ontario, then you will have no fear of surviving a Hamster attack.

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buffdog said:
I would suggest you get a Volkswagen, a purple shirt, and travel to any small town in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, or Alberta.

Go into the Bar or Coffee Shop, announce that you are ###, voted Liberal, and are there to campaign to take everyone's guns away.

If you make it back to Ontario, then you will have no fear of surviving a Hamster attack.

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Hey! Whats wrong with purple shirts? Jerkstore :(
 
buffdog said:
i would suggest you get a volkswagen, a purple shirt, and travel to any small town in manitoba, saskatchewan, or alberta.

Go into the bar or coffee shop, announce that you are ###, voted liberal, and are there to campaign to take everyone's guns away.

If you make it back to ontario, then you will have no fear of surviving a hamster attack.

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roflmao
 
make a potato gun...nothing like hamster smoked by hot potato...providing your aim is good
if you hit one you can use it as ammo instead of potatoes. will have a chilling psychological effect on other hamsters
 
Hamster rifle

buffdog said:
I would suggest you get a Volkswagen, a purple shirt, and travel to any small town in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, or Alberta.

Go into the Bar or Coffee Shop, announce that you are ###, voted Liberal, and are there to campaign to take everyone's guns away.

If you make it back to Ontario, then you will have no fear of surviving a Hamster attack.

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Hell, If I was willing to do that, I'd land the top civil service job here in Ottawa.
 
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