LOL, the real story the pantie thing was spoofed from came from the army apache helicopter training center. The visual sight for the 30mm chain gun requires right eye domanance (or at least used to). When they got a pilot candidate that was left eye dominant, they'd have him pull a pair of men's y-fronts over his head covering the left eye and leaving the right one open. Then they'd sit him in a jeep and make him drive around the base for a week or so. If the eye could be trained to be dominant all was well, if not he got re-assigned to fly blackhawks or some other whirly bird.
My Brother in law flew in the US navy and saw a lucky person undergoing this therapy on a liason with some grunt pilots