This has gotten beyond ####ing insane. Someone needs to start a ministerial inquiry or sue the RCMP lab or something because "wait" and "be patient" are such bull####, stalling, unhelpful things to say.
Classic sense of entitlement? Do you work in the oil and gas industry? Ah well, ranting always makes things go faster. Go for it. Oops boomer beat me to it. Anyhoo good luck!