Hahahaha! You should make a whole separate thread for funny service/war stories! I want to hear more!

(Seriously...that'd be a good idea for a thread, no?)
lol where should I post it?
Honestly that's probably the best one he has though. He only served for 2 years.
Another good one is... There was or maybe still is, this training requirement in the PLA, that at night, from the sound of a whistle of the drill sergent/officer, you had 45seconds to get up, makeup the bed, fold the blanket so the corners are sharp, put on the uniform, and line up outside.
And during training, these drills would happen randomly in the middle of the night.
So at first guys were showing up with their buttons one-off, shoe laces untied, and falling all over the place. This guy showed up 2 nights in a roll with his pants on backwards.
Some of the people, including my dad, thought they could cheat the system. They would sleep in their uniforms, socks and shoes.
He said, he will never forget the face of the drill sergent on the first night they did that. They ran out after about 15 seconds of the whistle, the guy was speechless.
The officers figured out pretty quick what they were doing though, and had random checks some nights. Needless to say these guys got in #### for it.
After a while they'd gotten good at sleeping light, and being able to tell if they were going to have a drill that night, by the officers' facial expressions or something. Apparent they had wagers going about it all the time.
After they get up, they would jog or march for 5-10kms. At first some people were actually nodding off as they marched, you could always tell because they would walk right into the person in front of them when the march stops.