Slob hunting buddy

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I have a good friend who is a great partner on a hunt, generous as all get out, who brings enormous amounts of beer, liquor and food, cooks and cleans and gathers wood and shares his game evenly. I've been along on moose trips with him and another buddy when they had a moose draw and they always shared 1/3 each.

But he has sh##ty defecating habits at undeveloped sites with no outhouses. There was at least one occasion where he would walk several steps away from the campfire, drop his pants and let fly right there illuminated by the light of the fire and then leave the mess of sh#t and toilet paper for us to walk around. We spoke to him about that and he did the rest farther away.

One time he actually used an outhouse at the campsite but somehow got sh#t on the outside of his pants and then got in my truck and smeared it all over the seat. Fortunately I had a thick seat cover. He washed it in the lake.

Sometimes he'd just walk a few steps behind his tent for whole trip and leave a pile of sh#t and toilet paper, then leave the whole mess as if no one else was ever going to come to use the site.

He was doing that this weekend and I was pondering how I was going to confront him about it. Then the other day there was a party in another camp about a kilometre away and I saw a pile of toilet paper at the edge of the site just past their tents.

"Jeez, look at that mess ," I said as we drove by. "Leaving a pile of sh#t and toilet paper laying all over the place right in their campsite. Don't people have enough sense to dig a hole and bury it?"

We weren't back in camp five minutes when I saw him grab his mattock and retreat over to the tree behind his tent and start hacking away at the soil.
 
I completely agree with you, that is disgusting behavior.....:(

I suggest you set up the crapping spot at your camp from now on and show your buddy the location, full stop. He got $hit in your truck, he owes you forever!! I wouldn't hesitate to remind of that either.

I don't understand folks that can't even kick out a small hole with their boot and then cover it over when done their business......you don't even need a shovel!! Toss some dirt and leaves on and it's covered up.
Unless the ground is frozen solid there is no excuse for being a pig like that........
 
I used to work for a very busy and well known fishing tackle shop in BC. In fact the original family owners of over 40 years just recently sold to knew owners.
Well there was this annual Thompson River steelhead trip that was taken by the male owners and their friends and often a senior employee would get the invite.
I passed on such trips after understanding that it was just a food and booze fest while they stuck their steelhead rods in the river , bar rig style with big gobs of roe.... not my mind of steelhead fishin LOL
But the real kicker was the highlight of their trips and as they explained it..... it went like this.
All attendees of the annual steelhead weekend had to create their own sh!t circle in rocks.... like a campfire. Pretty hard to dig much around there anyways.
Then the rules were that every dump had to be taken in your sh!t circle and at the end of the trip the most impressive dump pile won a prize ...... for realz.

once all the fanfare was done at least they made the effort to burn their piles LOL

I decided pretty early not to go hunting or fishing with those guys
 
When I was a park ranger I used to see the most degusting fecal art and mysteries in the out houses when I had to clean them. Some people finger paint, some #### on the floor, some glue diaper's to the walls with the contents, it never failed to amaze me and it convinced me that we are just monkeys that throw feces around to proclaim our existence.
 
HeadDamage said:
When I was a park ranger I used to see the most degusting fecal art and mysteries in the out houses when I had to clean them. Some people finger paint, some #### on the floor, some glue diaper's to the walls with the contents, it never failed to amaze me and it convinced me that we are just monkeys that throw feces around to proclaim our existence.
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LOL that takes me back... When I was a teenager I used to volunteer at a Scout Camp in the summer. The same sort of thing would happen there, although we always blamed it on the YMCA kids next door who shared our bathroom... Luckily I never had to clean it up!

OP, I think the best way to deal with this particular situation is to be blunt about it. "Dude, your ####ting habits are gross. For the sake of our campsite, our friendship, and the wilderness in general, dig a hole first."
 
Myself and my hunting partner just returned from 10 days or so camping and
hunting. We have an unspoken agreement. Shovel always goes with us when we
take a s###, no exceptions.

When we left that camping spot, you would not have known anyone was there.
There is absolutely no excuse for being a slob, especially when it comes to toilet
habits. Dave.
 
Wow! You're certainly more polite than I am. Just get a bucket toilet and the plastic bags with the compost material and pack it out. The compost material is like sawdust. You cover your Turd and it doesn't smell.
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Eagleye said:
Myself and my hunting partner just returned from 10 days or so camping and
hunting. We have an unspoken agreement. Shovel always goes with us when we
take a s###, no exceptions.

When we left that camping spot, you would not have known anyone was there.
There is absolutely no excuse for being a slob, especially when it comes to toilet
habits. Dave.
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AND, that's the way it should be.
 
HeadDamage said:
When I was a park ranger I used to see the most degusting fecal art and mysteries in the out houses when I had to clean them. Some people finger paint, some #### on the floor, some glue diaper's to the walls with the contents, it never failed to amaze me and it convinced me that we are just monkeys that throw feces around to proclaim our existence.
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You must have been a ranger in the Slake Lake Ab Macdonald’s bathroom lol. This one made me laugh out loud at the not so fond memories.
 
Can't say I've hunted/camped with anyone who shizzed any where near that close to a site. I have come across some pretty gruesome leftovers from other slobs though.
 
Next time wait for him to squat down and plink him in the back of the ball sack with a pellet gun. That will teach him...

If it were I, he wouldn’t be back to our campsite....ever...
 
Maybe the guys I was willing to go bush with, were just more civilized. A toilet seat was always pretty near the top of the 'pack' list, and digging a small pit, and a bit of a privacy wall around the crapper, was always part of the early camp set-up.
 
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