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We used to have these welfare coyotes on the bombing range that had learned that the oil rigs were a source of easy food, as the roughies had been dumping the left over lunch buckets for coyote generations. It got to where if someone was carrying something 'yotes would show up. One in particular started biting guys on the heels.
That was funny as hell as long it was someone else was getting bit, but eventually he got me just above the boot-tops. It wasn't bear season, but there were cans of bear spray all over the command center and I started carrying one. It wasn't about defense; more like revenge.I didn't really think he'd try it again, but the very next evening he whipped around a corner and got another chomp in.
This guy isn't very scared, and stood barely 10 feet away while I transferred my lap-top bag to my other hand and got the retainer clip off. I was actually surprised he was still there, but he stood long enough to get about 3/4s of the can. I was expecting it to turn him inside out, but it didn't amount to much. He retreated slowly to the edge of the bush, and pawed his eye for awhile and came back. He laid on his back and held his leg up like a submitting dog will do; likely thinking that I'd hurt him and if he gave up I'd quit doing whatever it was. Naturally I gave him the rest of the can. Never saw him for 3-4 days after that, but he came back. Left me alone though.
Makes me think that if you're counting on pepper spray to save you, you may as well shower in straw-berry jam.
Best use for bear spray is to hose yourself down. After the first few bites, the bear finds you too spicy, goes and finds a different meal. Allows for a open casket.




















































