I read your question, and it took me back. First, mine was sitting on the kitchen table. Second, try opening one of those things from a wheelchair. Seeing the lead, I was all for getting the propane torch, but the wife was looking. Then came the phone call to the place I bought it, "How do you open the box?" Then came the semi annoyed response "Just pull the tabs." I used a crowbar and a claw hammer all the while envisioning a trip to the emergency room while leaking all over the place. My first one did look like Gary Bussy chewed it open.