So, if you saw a Sasquatch….would you shoot it?

So, if you saw a Sasquatch, and you were loaded for bear, would you shoot it?

  • Hell yes, I’d drop that sucker like a hot rock!

    Votes: 244 36.3%
  • Yes, but only in the interest of science.

    Votes: 87 12.9%
  • Yes, I want revenge for what one did to me that time I was pinching off a loaf in the bush.

    Votes: 55 8.2%
  • Goodness no! They have a right to exist, and they are no threat to me!

    Votes: 182 27.0%
  • Ummm, isn’t that illegal or something?

    Votes: 75 11.1%
  • Sasquatch? What’s a Sasquatch?

    Votes: 30 4.5%

  • Total voters
    673
Besides, I have no interest in living through the media and legal s**tstorm that would surround the person who proved the existence of Bigfoot by putting him down.

No kidding, don't know if anyone on here has seen or read the news story about a northern MB native (Norway House) dude (ferry operator) that supposedly captured some footage of big foot a few years back, he was supposed to get rich by selling the vid to a big Hollywood producer of some sort. Ended up being the laughing stock of the community with absolutely nothing to show for it. I believe he is still clinically depressed regarding the whole situation.
 
Nope, it could be some poor sap in a costume. That would make me a murderer.

no that would make the poor sap a dumb ass it's a monster you felt like you where in mortal peril you had no choice but to shoot it it's only murder if you knowingly and intentionaly kill another human being the most you'd get is negligent homicide if any thing you should look up the laws now they're is an arguement that firearms where involved mbut any decent lawyer will argue that the person in the suit was recklessly endagnering him or her self and that you had no choice as you preceaved your life to be in imidiate danger gang banger with a gun idiot dressed up as big foot i see no differance stupid people making a choice that got them killed

and for the record I'd so shoot the damned thing and have a full body mount of it done tour around the nation as the man that killed big foot then go to south amarica and kill me up a chuppa cabra and do the same hey i killed it it exists if the scientists where to offer me say 50 million dollars a piece for the carcases for study i might consider it
 
I would............

Bring my camcorder + 4 cases of Kokanee and offer beer for an interview.

If lucky that pesky park ranger wont interrupt.
 
please stop messaging me

I have alot of members messaging me about how I did shoot a bigfoot and how the authorities took it away. Please stop contacting me. As I told the authorities I will not discuss the situation in detail. Also despte yourkind offers, I will not sell the pictures, the hair and blood samples or discuss ths any further. sorry!
 
I have alot of members messaging me about how I did shoot a bigfoot and how the authorities took it away. Please stop contacting me. As I told the authorities I will not discuss the situation in detail. Also despte yourkind offers, I will not sell the pictures, the hair and blood samples or discuss ths any further. sorry!

You're a little bit of a nutter, aren't you? BS BS BS....
 
Ten years or so ago there was a lot of "Sasquatch" talk and the BC government put the mythical beast under protection, ie, against the law to shoot.
As Stuckon308 said, it would likely be a man in made up suit. Or maybe a bear, moose, evergreen tree in fading light, a morning after blurry vision or just plain figment of the imagination. Take your pick.


Or it could be Gatehouse heading for the outhouse :runaway: :D
 
dont put the head on the outhouse

Please do not put your stuffed sasquatch head on the outhouse. It will act as a decoy and attract more bigfoots. I have seen it happen before and it is not pretty. When a large male big foot 500 plus lbs start making love with a outhouse it can get messy. Especialy when you are inside. I strongly warn against this!!!!
Please listen to me, it was one of the worst days of my life!!!!
 
Shoot him, yep with my camera
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He/she/they have done me no wrong :)
 
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