So, if you saw a Sasquatch….would you shoot it?

So, if you saw a Sasquatch, and you were loaded for bear, would you shoot it?

  • Hell yes, I’d drop that sucker like a hot rock!

    Votes: 244 36.3%
  • Yes, but only in the interest of science.

    Votes: 87 12.9%
  • Yes, I want revenge for what one did to me that time I was pinching off a loaf in the bush.

    Votes: 55 8.2%
  • Goodness no! They have a right to exist, and they are no threat to me!

    Votes: 182 27.0%
  • Ummm, isn’t that illegal or something?

    Votes: 75 11.1%
  • Sasquatch? What’s a Sasquatch?

    Votes: 30 4.5%

  • Total voters
    673
Sounds to me like you have a story to tell :p ...

Please do not put your stuffed sasquatch head on the outhouse. It will act as a decoy and attract more bigfoots. I have seen it happen before and it is not pretty. When a large male big foot 500 plus lbs start making love with a outhouse it can get messy. Especialy when you are inside. I strongly warn against this!!!!
Please listen to me, it was one of the worst days of my life!!!!
 
...and back at camp a fellow CGN'er is asking:

Is a .30-06 is enough for sasquatch? ...or do I need one of those new thumpin' .375 Rugers? I scare easily and am afraid of the strange noises and shapes I see in the bush. Sometimes I drink heavily and my mind goes off the deep end and owls sound like wild sasquatches mating. Is the .375 too much gun? Will the .30-06 make enough noise and give enough recoil to make me feel safe?
So many questions...so many questions! I want to hear from someone who's encountered those big hairy snarling ape like creatures!

In the meantime my bunker is dug, the trip lines are set and my arsenal is ready! Now if I can just make it throught the night... I'll get him I tell you..I'll get him...;)
 
I'd shoot it.
With a camera ;P

Seriously, if it does exist its defenitly endangered and if you shot that and someone found out, you'd be in a world of trouble.
Unless it was trying to suck my eyeballs out while I was asleep then I'd leave it the hell alone but would defenitly try and get a pic of it.
 
"He charged at me and I believe my life was over. I had protect myself."

;)

Do you want to talk about the one that got away, till your blue in the face at 86.:evil: "Sure grandpa", BAM! here's proof!
 
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No taggy, no shooty. So where do apply for a Bigfoot tag anyway and how can you tell a male from a female?

Edit. Oh yea, The 10lbs balls might give it away.;)
 
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