So, if you saw a Sasquatch….would you shoot it?

So, if you saw a Sasquatch, and you were loaded for bear, would you shoot it?

  • Hell yes, I’d drop that sucker like a hot rock!

    Votes: 244 36.3%
  • Yes, but only in the interest of science.

    Votes: 87 12.9%
  • Yes, I want revenge for what one did to me that time I was pinching off a loaf in the bush.

    Votes: 55 8.2%
  • Goodness no! They have a right to exist, and they are no threat to me!

    Votes: 182 27.0%
  • Ummm, isn’t that illegal or something?

    Votes: 75 11.1%
  • Sasquatch? What’s a Sasquatch?

    Votes: 30 4.5%

  • Total voters
    673
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The last time I saw a sasquatch, I was in such poor shape that I was fortunate not to have a rubber ball, let alone a loaded weapon...
Yeah, except when you wake up next to it, you don't need to shoot it... you could just wrap it up in the blankets or something
 
if you cant identify it dont shoot it.... and also if it looks like a guy in a monkey suit it prob is a guy in a monkey suit lol so dont shoot
 
Imagine this experiment; a bigfoot mannequin with a bit of built-in robotic movement, set up across a clearcut visible from a logging road, during a big game season. Kinda like the fake moose or deer the conservation officers use to catch road hunters. I wonder how many guys would take a crack at it?

LOL it would probably look like Swiss cheese. A photo of it would show up on the grocery store check-out with a line the reads something like:

"Officials from the Office for Western and Eastern SasqUatch Conservation (WESUC) manged to catch Canadian poachers hunting Sasquatch out of season..." :D
 
I would not shoot it. I would try to get to know it well enough, to invite it back to my house to meet the one I married! Maybe they will hit it off, and they could run off together and give me even more time to go hunting!:dancingbanana:
 
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Here is something to ponder...

A couple of months ago I picked up 3 100 lb sacks of potatoes form a local farmer. I was to deliver them to my restaurant the next day.

3 of us grabbed one sack each, and loaded them into the back(box) of my truck. I closed the tailgate, and tested it- fine.

I drove home (to my place in the middle of nowhere) and went to bed.

In the morning the potatoes were gone. Tailgate was UP. They didn't bounce out of my truck...

Where did they go?

2 nights previous, something smashed against my neighbors house, so hard that she went and hid in a corner. There was no wind, it was not a tree branch.

My buddy and I searchde my property, on the off chance a bear had taken the spuds. Bears wil usually make a big mess, they feed on a food source, and may drag some off to bury nearby. They don't carry intact sacks off to feed on them later, with no trace.

There was no trace of the spuds.

Where did they go?
 
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