So, if you saw a Sasquatch….would you shoot it?

So, if you saw a Sasquatch, and you were loaded for bear, would you shoot it?

  • Hell yes, I’d drop that sucker like a hot rock!

    Votes: 244 36.3%

  • Yes, but only in the interest of science.

    Votes: 87 12.9%

  • Yes, I want revenge for what one did to me that time I was pinching off a loaf in the bush.

    Votes: 55 8.2%

  • Goodness no! They have a right to exist, and they are no threat to me!

    Votes: 182 27.0%

  • Ummm, isn’t that illegal or something?

    Votes: 75 11.1%

  • Sasquatch? What’s a Sasquatch?

    Votes: 30 4.5%
  • Total voters
    673
Go to the circus boys and girls. Their just freaks of nature ...like most westerners! (Just kidding! Really!):D

Good looking people live east of Ontario and west of the maritimes!;) No sasquatches here!:wave:
 
Woodsman said:
Go to the circus boys and girls. Their just freaks of nature ...like most westerners! (Just kidding! Really!):D

Good looking people live east of Ontario and west of the maritimes!;) No sasquatches here!:wave:
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Just proves sasquatches have taste. Beyond potatoes I mean......
 
Woodsman said:
Go to the circus boys and girls. Their just freaks of nature ...like most westerners! (Just kidding! Really!):D

Good looking people live east of Ontario and west of the maritimes!;) No sasquatches here!:wave:
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You're right!

The people in Vermont and Maine are rather attractive.

Much better looking than that inbred and insular race of people living directly above them that demands, "a clear and distinct society!":D
 
I guess a guy would never really know until it happend to him.

After further consideration, I would shoot the sh!t with him. the conversation would go something like this:

Powder Burner: So where do you keep all the kokanee when you steal it.

Sasquatch: Well what usually happens is I hide it back at my pad.

Powder Burner: so you and all the other sasquatches share it?

Sasquatch: dont tell antbody, but the Kokanee girls are actually in on it.

Powder Burner: Hmm really?

Sasquatch: Yep, and then we take it to the Coors Light Mansion.

Powder Burner: Well, I'll be damned.

Powder Burner: Say, have you messed up the sheets with any Kokanee girls?

Sasquatch: Well, a true sasquatch would never tell. We are pretty elusive ya know.

Powder Burner: well if ya did, which one would it be?

Sasquatch: Just one?? Why would you only pick one?

Powder Burner: Yeah, sorry stupid question. Well I better be getting on my way.

Sasquatch: stop by the pad sometime and we can crack a few with the kokanee girls.

Powder Burner: Will do. say your not as scary as most of the people on CGN think you are.

Sasquatch: Yeah let em know about it too.
 
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MapleSugar said:
You're right!

The people in Vermont and Maine are rather attractive.

Much better looking than that inbred and insular race of people living directly above them that demands, "a clear and distinct society!":D
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If I didn't know better, I'd think you're jealous and want in on the action we're having here. ;)
I tell you the hottest and cutest girls in the world live here!:dancingbanana:
 
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Woodsman said:
If I didn't know better, I'd think you're jealous and want in on the action we're having here. ;)
I tell you the hottest and cutest girls in the world live here!:dancingbanana:
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Actually, I met a few hotties treeplanting.

It also seems like a lot of French-Canadian girls become strippers or ####stars.:D

You guys must leave them unsatisfied and wanting more excitement...;)
 
MapleSugar said:
Actually, I met a few hotties treeplanting.

It also seems like a lot of French-Canadian girls become strippers or ####stars.:D

You guys must leave them unsatisfied and wanting more excitement...;)
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Sorry I don't know much about #### stars and strippers. It's not my kind of hang out, but whatever floats your boat. Your experience outranks mine.
 
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Never lived in a basement and as far as my mom's place, I lived there 23 years ago and have two residences of my own now. We don't follow the same paths in life you know!;):wave:
 
well knowing most hunters, they would likely wait 'til a bigger one came by. :D
Me .... hell yeah, I would drop one. Just to prove they exist. For science ;).... to the scientist with the deepest pockets.
I'm rich byatches.:D
 
RJD said:
well knowing most hunters, they would likely wait 'til a bigger one came by. :D
Me .... hell yeah, I would drop one. Just to prove they exist. For science ;).... to the scientist with the deepest pockets.
I'm rich byatches.:D
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I would actually bait it first, drug it,.. then hang it on a stinger or put it in a pen,.. Then wait for a bigger one to come along,.. of course I would only do it for the day :)
 
Jasontheterrible said:
How is this any different than hogs,.. have you ever seen a Squatch destroy a perfectly good pea field,..

I didn't think so.......
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Yup.
Those big varmints destroy our livelihood in the farming industry!

They sodomize our sheep, choke our chickens, and poop all over my lawn!
They must be dealt with appropriately!

For some reason the chicks dig their big feet!
 
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