So... My ninja skills will be tested...

[crazyjackrabbit]

Dont get me wrong, I do plan on telling her. Just waiting for the right time.... But doesn't hurt to deploy some ninja skills...
Distraction (aka the suck up)




Been working my butt off on sanding this chunk of lumber, started off in worse shape than the dirty untouched one.

Think I have over 6hrs into it now and still have more to do plus the over piece..

 

[Ganderite]

A\keep buying. After awhile there are so many she can't tell there is another one...

 

[simpleman]

I am rooting for you.

I hope your husband doesn't find out about your unauthorized purchase.

Too funny

 

[plinker 777]

The best advice I can offer is to get fit if you aren't, maybe some cardio/roadwork and focus mostly on improving your bobbing and weaving coupled with a lot of rope a dope just in case(and she will) she gets you on the ropes.

If all else fails, the cardio/roadwork will either ensure you can out run her or at least out distance her when she breaks bad on ya.

I'd also become a super light sleeper and refrain from shampooing your hair in the shower(it's hard to defend oneself with soap in your eyes or utilize that cardio/roadwork/running)

And remember, we're all in this together.........

OP, there is some really good advise here but I prefer not to bother with all this BS and act preemptively.
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...and a pair.

 

[skypilot]

Dont get me wrong, I do plan on telling her. Just waiting for the right time.... But doesn't hurt to deploy some ninja skills...
Distraction (aka the suck up)




Been working my butt off on sanding this chunk of lumber, started off in worse shape than the dirty untouched one.

Think I have over 6hrs into it now and still have more to do plus the over piece..

Maybe this isn't the wood she was referrng to?

 

[Canuck44]

Crazy Jack. You obviously have got off on the wrong track with your wife. Sit her down and let her know you are going to be buying handguns most of your adult life. Tell her she better get used to it then pull out a beer and wait for her reaction as she will now know she will be dealing with a real man.

After a couple of days your eyes will open after the swelling goes down and you should be able to type on your computer and let us know when you will be up walking again.

Take Care

Bob

 

[plinker 777]

Crazy Jack. You obviously have got off on the wrong track with your wife. Sit her down and let her know you are going to be buying handguns most of your adult life. Tell her she better get used to it then tell her to pull you out a beer and wait for her reaction as she will now know she will be dealing with a real man.



Take Care

Bob

Fixed it for ya.

 

[skypilot]

Just so "ya'll" know, I'm not gonna burn my shirt trying to smoke her off of him...........