something fishy about this

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A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??
 
Hahaha. Good one!

Reminds me of the one where the guys are fishing with dynamite. Warden says "what are you doing?" Guy says "we're fishing" as he hands a lit stick of dynamite to the warden "and now you are too".
 
This one though is true:

During the depression an Oregon rancher was out getting a load of wood and as luck would have it he saw an elk which he shot.
The elk was laid out in the bottom of the wagon and then covered with wood.
During the trip home he was stopped by a conservation officer.
CO: Out getting some wood hey?
Rancher: Yes.
CO: Well you better get it home before it bleeds to death.
 
Like the game warden accusing the old guy of dynamiting fish out of the lake. The old guy was adamant that he wasn't. He offered to take the warden out fishing to prove his innocence. They get out in the lake, the old guy digs around in his tackle box, gets out a stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the game warden, and says, "Well, did we come here to fish or talk?"
 
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