Stay safe boys and girls.... think things through.

[OkayShooter]

My wife’s cousin had an impalement accident on a crazy carpet as a kid, he came out smelling like roses though after a couple stitches.

So did I. I went under the deck, and face first into the family old galvanized steel wash basin, that had frozen droplets of water. Split my eye open.

 

[Scotty454]

Yeah, I get it, bovine are temperamental.

Yes , I've been around animal processing.

Lighten up and take the joke.

Lol I knew that comment was gonna get some salty/funny reactions when I read it.