Step by step meatbull.

[Dogleg]

1. Put brother in for prairie moose draw.
2.Phone brother to tell him he's going moose hunting.
3.Load truck and pickup brother.
4. Tell him what rifle he's useing. (Kimber in .338 Win, 3.5-10 Leupold)
5. Drive to hunting area and immediately hit huge rock and tear something fabulous and expensive looking off of front of brand-new truck.
6. Somehow hang F.E.L.T. back on truck.
7.Shoot 3 coyotes with .338.
8.Point to little bull standing in stumble field looking lost.
9. Put fingers in ears.
10. Gut moose.
11.Throw moose on truck by hand like a couple of ageing righands.
12. Wait til stubblefield quits spinning, bemoan loss of youthful roughneck vitality.
13. Drive home.
14. Skin moose.
15. Fix F.E.L.T properly, turns out it wasn't that big of a deal. Duct tape is in fashion anyway.
16. Quarter and drop off moose at meat cutter.
17. Plan to go muzzleloading for WT and M. deer in morning.
18. Wonder why it is never this easy when I have a tag.

 

[blargon]

Some guys just walk into luck...

Mmmm, grain fed moose!

 

[KDX]

Nice Denali hunting rig.

 

[IMagius]

You know that having "bragged" about this story now, it will NEVER be that easy again for the rest of your life right? Perhaps if the FELT was more serious you might have stood a chance, but I think you've now officially angered the Karma Gods

... that said, Congrats on a succesful hunt!

 

[firemachine69]

I want pics of the truck damage.

 

[Dogleg]

it will NEVER be that easy again for the rest of your life right?

That would fit the lifelong pattern of a lot of "moose hunting" and not a whole lot of "moose shooting". This years moose took 1/2 hour longer than last years. For some reason, my bad moose karma doesn't seem to effect those with me.

 

[jaydog]

Nice work for sure. You realize your brother will now never hunt moose without you though......
Whatever the F.E.L.T. thing was on your truck, its obviously optional or it wouldn't have come off so easy.

 

[woodchopper]

well if you didn't drive a girl truck you would not have so many problems


Oh and nice moose. I wish it was that easy all the time.

 

[SuperCub]

I thought moose lived in the bush.

What's a F.E.L.T.?

 

[SuperCub]

well if you didn't drive a girl truck you would not have so many problems

LOL ...... Good for dropping kids off at soccer.



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[dudu]

18. Wonder why it is never this easy when I have a tag.

You are missing the red overalls and the orange cap. The bull your brother shot was not disoriented, just trying to figure out what the hell is that red thing. So much for cover your face, camo suits, boots that don't smell, walk backwards, don't smoke, don't drink coffee (this is a new one ), scent removal detergent, and the list goes on.
I bet there will be another CGNer that will try the red outfit, just for ####s and giggles.

 

[Dogleg]

You are missing the red overalls and the orange cap. The bull your brother shot was not disoriented, just trying to figure out what the hell is that red thing. So much for cover your face, camo suits, boots that don't smell, walk backwards, don't smoke, don't drink coffee (this is a new one ), scent removal detergent, and the list goes on.
I bet there will be another CGNer that will try the red outfit, just for s**ts and giggles.

Until a couple years ago, all rifle hunters in Sask had to wear red, white, yellow or orange from head to foot. Now it is only from the waist up.I tend to stay out of camo pattern discussions.

 

[dudu]

Until a couple years ago, all rifle hunters in Sask had to wear red, white, yellow or orange from head to foot. Now it is only from the waist up.I tend to stay out of camo pattern discussions.

You are joking, right?

 

[dudu]

You are not joking!

Unreal:
".... Saskatchewan hunting regulations require all centerfire rifle hunters to wear a red, yellow or blaze orange hat and a complete outer covering of white, blaze orange, red or yellow..."

It is called the "hunting uniform".

 

[Dogleg]

I thought moose lived in the bush.

What's a F.E.L.T.?[/QUOTE]

Fabulous Expensive Looking Thing, which doesn't really get noticed until its lieing on the ground. To the untrained eye it looks like half of the front-end was gone, but fortunately it all pops back on with these little plastic pins that weren't even damaged.



I used to think the moose lived in the bush too. We saw three this morning; in antelope/muledeer/whitetail/elk country. I've seen them all on my own land at one time or the other, except for elk which were on the other side of the road.

 

[woodchopper]

I understand that moose like eating canola as well

 

[Dogleg]

I understand that moose like eating canola as well

And bedding in it too.