Strange tracks on balcony in Saskatoon

[dead meat]

Heard a report of cougar tracks spotted on second story balcony, Co`s said not cat. Then a friend got a text that said cloven hoof, WTF. Now the CO`s claim it was a squirrel. I sometimes fear for city people`s ability to survive much longer, damn squirrels will attack, may be time for a squirrel defence thread.

 

[blaxsun]

Heard a report of cougar tracks spotted on second story balcony, Co`s said not cat. Then a friend got a text that said cloven hoof, WTF. Now the CO`s claim it was a squirrel. I sometimes fear for city people`s ability to survive much longer, damn squirrels will attack, may be time for a squirrel defence thread.

Spiderpig...?

 

[Redlight35]

This could be interesting.... All I have at home is Coyotes!

 

[chalkriver]

 

[Camo tung]

Maybe a pack of marauding attack-squirrels is needed to thin out the cloven hoof believers before they breed.

 

[KDX]

Frickin meth heads.

 

[dead meat]

Those are cool pics chalkriver, almost spilled my coffee laughing.

 

[blaxsun]

This one was the best.

 

[RR]

This one was the best.

Were Squirrel

 

[TheTooner]

Heard a report of cougar tracks spotted on second story balcony, Co`s said not cat. ...

The news reports quote the Conservation Officer as saying he doesn't know what made the tracks, but it's not a cougar. Being experts on wildlife, COs would know a cougar or cougar track when they see one, so since they don't know what made these tracks, they know it's not a cougar.

Sightings of Notacougars are on the increase in Saskatchewan as these reclusive predators are expanding their range.

 

[pharaoh2]

A cloven hoofed squirrel???

I'm putting my money on this.

Persius was probably just leaving Pegasus running out back while he was inside banging the guys girlfriend. It's over folks, nothing to see here.

 

[dead meat]

Holy crap pharaoh2, now we`ll have a pegasus defence thread.

 

[Jäger1]

Cloven-hoofed? Tracks on unreachable spaces? Sounds like the jersey devil.

 

[dead meat]

Well i also know that sksavenger was up in the Saskatoon area getting his oil changed again. He just may have a cloven hoof also, can`t be to careful with the hill folk.

 

[Laramie]

Pegasus defence? Phalanx mini-gun system or Javelin missile.
With my luck the only time I'd see is after I've washed my truck.

 

[mvarley84]

The news reports quote the Conservation Officer as saying he doesn't know what made the tracks, but it's not a cougar. Being experts on wildlife, COs would know a cougar or cougar track when they see one, so since they don't know what made these tracks, they know it's not a cougar.

Sightings of Notacougars are on the increase in Saskatchewan as these reclusive predators are expanding their range.

There has been an increase in Notacougar sightings in Ontario as well...The MNR says there are no wild cougars in Ontario, so people must just be seeing things.

 

[Bentleg]

oh oh.... my wife said she was Notacougar ... and she has pointed out other women who she says are notacougars too...

and she goes out for walks.... alone..

and sometimes in bed.. it feels like her toenails are cloven hoofs...

I'm getting a little freaked out... could it be possible that my wife is one of the elusive Notacougars?

 

[INTIMIDATOR]

If there was any confusion as to what a cougar track looks like, I went to the Dominion House Tavern in town last week and seen some tracks.

 

[sksavenger]

Well i also know that sksavenger was up in the Saskatoon area getting his oil changed again. He just may have a cloven hoof also, can`t be to careful with the hill folk.

I was in the area. And I did see a lot of cougars And I also saw some women that i suspect had cloven hoofs

 

[mg4201]

There has been an increase in Notacougar sightings in Ontario as well...The MNR says there are no wild cougars in Ontario, so people must just be seeing things.

So If I see a notacougar do I notashoot it?