Lets see, Two flat tires within ten seconds, busted rear window in my van, tree falling on Jeep, differential failure on Van, catalytic converter plugged.
another bigger tree missed my vehicle by two inches one year.
Busted tow straps towing other folks (Don't use hooks guys, just don't)
But you know, I've never been seriously stuck, and yeah, I've got a firm clamp on the wood desk when I say that.
Other guys..
Dented bumpers, bent trailers, One guy slid down a hill on the drive, right through the corner, and if he hadn't hit a tree, would likely be either upside down, or in the lake.
Ford (in the pic) had a computer failure that resulted in being floated out of camp.
Certain CGN member got towed to camp with an in tank fuel pump failure, and found the local garage could fix it at a tenth the price the shop at home could.
We welded up an oil pan with battery cables and coat hangers once, (long time back that one) Had a guy with a Ford Granada that got stuck just everywhere, maybe five times in one week.
Rescued a Buick Wildcat from a beaver pond. (same guy as above)
It's a long list.
Hunting ain't cheap, but I love it.
How about you guys?