tacticool- (its all the rage)
However I am into black powder pistols. My solution- The "tacticool" 32RF defender purse pistol.
Constructing the
TACTICAL .32 Rim-fire Purse Pistol ANTIQUE
Requirements:
1. (1) Iver Johnson 1885 .32RF "Defender" pocket or purse pistol.
2. (1) Clip-on Flashlight, Black, from Dollar Store
3. (1) Battery-operated Red Laser Pointer, Black, from Dollar Store
4. (1) roll heavy-duty Duct Tape, 2-inch, Black, from Princess Auto
Process:
1. Determine date of manufacture of Iver Johnson "Defender" to confirm Antique status.
2. Remove key-chain portion of Laser Pointer and discard.
3. Modify Clip of Flashlight to accommodate Frame of Pistol.
4. Carefully wrap barrel of Laser Pointer with Black Tape to enhance Stealth capabilities and for "total-cool" appearance.
5. Using BLACK Duct Tape, attach Laser Pointer to barrel of Pistol so that Pressure on the Pointer will turn it on.
6. Clip Flashlight to side of Pistol and secure with more BLACK Duct Tape.
7. Aim Flashlight to illuminate Target Area and secure in position, using yet more BLACK Duct Tape.
8. Attempt to find 5 .32RF Short Cartridges which might have a slight chance of firing. You may also use this system to create a SAFE Antique Tactical Purse Pistol by securing grody ancient ammunition with green whiskers and moulting white, powdery bullets. LEAD HAZARD HERE! HEAVY METAL WARNING!
Operation:
1. Remove your Tactical Antique Purse Pistol from Purse and point in general direction of your Assailant after determining that Assailant is not a member of a favored Visible Minority Group.
2. Twist Lens Cover of Flashlight to illuminate Target Area.
3. Press down on Laser Pointer to frighten the feces from your Assailant.
4. When Assailant runs away, step carefully around Feces on Sidewalk and leave the area. The Police will be coming within an hour or so to arrest you. You might find a safe haven in Argentina or Paraguay; if you can get to Mexico you are relatively safe for a short period.
Be sure to ENJOY owning and operating your TACTICAL Antique Purse Pistol!
I will now try to add pictures.
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happy trails fellas.
janice.
However I am into black powder pistols. My solution- The "tacticool" 32RF defender purse pistol.
Constructing the
TACTICAL .32 Rim-fire Purse Pistol ANTIQUE
Requirements:
1. (1) Iver Johnson 1885 .32RF "Defender" pocket or purse pistol.
2. (1) Clip-on Flashlight, Black, from Dollar Store
3. (1) Battery-operated Red Laser Pointer, Black, from Dollar Store
4. (1) roll heavy-duty Duct Tape, 2-inch, Black, from Princess Auto
Process:
1. Determine date of manufacture of Iver Johnson "Defender" to confirm Antique status.
2. Remove key-chain portion of Laser Pointer and discard.
3. Modify Clip of Flashlight to accommodate Frame of Pistol.
4. Carefully wrap barrel of Laser Pointer with Black Tape to enhance Stealth capabilities and for "total-cool" appearance.
5. Using BLACK Duct Tape, attach Laser Pointer to barrel of Pistol so that Pressure on the Pointer will turn it on.
6. Clip Flashlight to side of Pistol and secure with more BLACK Duct Tape.
7. Aim Flashlight to illuminate Target Area and secure in position, using yet more BLACK Duct Tape.
8. Attempt to find 5 .32RF Short Cartridges which might have a slight chance of firing. You may also use this system to create a SAFE Antique Tactical Purse Pistol by securing grody ancient ammunition with green whiskers and moulting white, powdery bullets. LEAD HAZARD HERE! HEAVY METAL WARNING!
Operation:
1. Remove your Tactical Antique Purse Pistol from Purse and point in general direction of your Assailant after determining that Assailant is not a member of a favored Visible Minority Group.
2. Twist Lens Cover of Flashlight to illuminate Target Area.
3. Press down on Laser Pointer to frighten the feces from your Assailant.
4. When Assailant runs away, step carefully around Feces on Sidewalk and leave the area. The Police will be coming within an hour or so to arrest you. You might find a safe haven in Argentina or Paraguay; if you can get to Mexico you are relatively safe for a short period.
Be sure to ENJOY owning and operating your TACTICAL Antique Purse Pistol!
I will now try to add pictures.
happy trails fellas.
janice.
