Taking dies through airport security

dan belisle said:
I have told them they owe me a kiss on occasion. Like some romance with my ####ing. - dan
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If you get a chance, check out the movie 'Dog Day Afternoon". There is a scene and the main character...Al Pacino I think...says "kiss me". Reply was "what?" and he returned with "when I am being scr.... I want to be kissed"
 
MY wife used to fly from Calgary to Fort McMurray for work every couple of weeks. She made 3 round trips in a row with a 5" Buck folder in her purse.
 
^ I'm guessing she went through the Avitat in Calgary? Screening was virtually non-existent when I was flying up there.
 
yomomma said:
And they really weren't amused when I suggested giving me flowers before they grope me.
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I suggested that I needed a "fluffer" before going through the full body scanner once. Not a smile. I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought it was.
 
jethunter said:
..or the time they swabbed my laptop keys and got a positive result. When they asked me if I could explain it, I told them I'd been auditing an explosives storage magazine in Nigeria for the past week. The screeners were freaked out but the cop was cool. :)
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A laptop power cord rolled around the power supply unit, placed on top of said laptop and 2 external hard drive, combined to a positive hit for different explosive substance, a good beard and a tan...

Great experience at Toronto Airport coming back from tour :p
 
slvdout said:
MY wife used to fly from Calgary to Fort McMurray for work every couple of weeks. She made 3 round trips in a row with a 5" Buck folder in her purse.
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I used to fly from the EFC terminal in Calgary up to Firebag with my Leatherman on my hip all the time. They randomly searched about 5 carry on bags per flight,the rest weren't searched or xrayed and went right to the plane.
 
But try going through with a sealed bottle of OJ.
The rifle case however was no problem. I told them that it had fishing rods in it (true) and the guy at oversized luggage didn't even scan it.
 
Did some Training on the Leo 2A6M 120mm in Germany, and flew out the next day back to Canada. Bomb sniffer practically exploded when I went threw. Had to explain " oh no its fine, I was just firing tanks..."
 
I was coming back from overseas and the british military was doing the screening. I had a rolled up steel sign in my luggage . he thought it might have been a gas cylinder. No top, no valve, no bottom but he thought it might have been a gas cylinder. he checked it and it was ok. Did get caught with some live ammo at PIA. I was using an old sniper bag as carry on and had some loose spent casing and a couple of 5.56. I did not even know they were there .Just had to throw them out.
 
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