I ordered mine when the earth was still hot, and vitreous gases scorched the lungs. I ordered mine on the fifth day, before lazy old whatsisname rested. I ordered my from an iPad with a little pterodactyl in it. He sent my message, then shrugged and said "eh, it's a living". I ordered mine while dodging a tyrannosaur. I ordered mine while waiting for the keyframes from Tron to render. Before the Tavor existed, I ordered mine using a Quija board. Only pussies use Ouija boards to GET messages. I carved my order on the rock of Gros Morne using a bent and rusted shard of viking steel. Those jumping idiots are joyful about being BEHIND me in line, and that was 1972. I clearly remember when Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, because I was ordering my trigger at the same time. What is best? To crush your enemies, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of those seven guys who ordered to late.