Terrible dilemma

[Tumbleweed]

I was getting ready to go bear hunting this weekend, when my wife reminded me that we have in-laws coming to visit. Two batches; one from Ontario and another from B.C.

Now that means I have a tough choice - what do I use for bait; a Liberal or a New Democrat?

 

[dumbdawg]

Liberal for the blackie and NDP for the grizz as they are harded to kill

 

[Jay]

Bears aren't that picky... I say lather them up with fryer grease and tape their mouths shut so you don't disturb the bear when it's eating... God know we get enough verbal garbage out of their collective mouths, we don't need to be subjecting the bears to it...

Cheers
Jay

 

[Demonical]

Tumbleweed you crack me up!!

Of course the obvious answer is to use both!!

 

[huntinstuff]

I'd feed the ND to the bears......take the Liberal further out in the bush and leave him there to die slowly like he deserves......

 

[dumbdawg]

I'd feed the ND to the bears......take the Liberal further out in the bush and leave him there to die slowly like he deserves......

the problem with that is they never die.they just start to repopulate areas where there never was anybody

 

[SignGuy]

use the NDP for the early morning*granola makes for good breakfast* and the liberal in the early evening*the crying &snivling will add to lubricate the meat as it goes down*

 

[BIGREDD]

Holy crap Tumbler... that is a lot of out laws...how many wives you got?

 

[BC Bigbore]

Sorry to hear of your misfortune, Tumbleweed. Our collective CGN spirits are with you in this, your darkest hour...

 

[bear.23]

Having seen bears eating diapers at the dump.. the verbal diarrhea should be just the appetizer the bears will want...

 

[fabs_4000]

Maybe you should do a little survey, tie them to adjacent trees and let the bears choose

 

[simulate]

Yeah, you can't be responsible for how your relatives vote. I had a couple in Annie get your guns constituency in Edmonton who always voted for her. I enjoyed calling them after the last election to tell them Alberta was now officially rat free!

 

[open-sights]

I am sure we could all chip in if you could manage to convince the d/crat to stay there.

 

[beretta boy]

Hope you took 'em out to KFC for Dinner ... hear they have the NDP Special ...$ 1.69 for the Left Wing & As---le. Liberal wouldn't know the difference.

 

[ACKLEY ABE]

What have you got against bears??? Even they deserve better.

 

[2fat2fly]

the problem with that is they never die.they just start to repopulate areas where there never was anybody

How do they repopulate without any balls?

 

[dumbdawg]

they got a secret weapon