Testicles

Westicle said:
the balls are a delicacy in most areas, supposed to improve your stamina in bed.... especially lion or tiger balls.

So what your saying is that if you eat balls you will be better in bed! LMAO I can just imagine the look on your wives faces when you tell her this one guys:eek:
 
Reminds me of the Butcher who asked the lady " Madam, we have a special today, would you like to try a little fresh beef tongue ? "

"Ewwww", she replied, " I couldn't eat anything out of an animals mouth - just give me a dozen eggs ! "

Nothing wrong with Prairie Oysters, Cowboy Caviar, Calf Fries, Mountain Tenderloins, Swinging Beef or Rocky Mountain Oysters, all of which is in reference to the same thing. A Genuine Western Delicacy, and a hell of a lot tastier than either Haggis or Seal Flipper Pie.

Every Spring & Fall there's a number of "Testicle Festivals" held in Montana.
Normally from freshly castrated calves ( branding time), so I would think a fawn oir calf would be just as good. An old Buck or Bull however ? ( "Cojones de Toro" ) well, - you try it first, then tell me !

Mankind has been eating animal genitalia and organ meats since Roman Times. Get over it.

As to it's other so-called benefits, as espoused by the Orientals, ... highly doubtful, but whatever spins your crank !
 
Not for me - I'm full - filled up on salad and bread. ;)

What most people don;t realize when they are eating them was what the sauce that accompanies them is made from.

I'll let you think about that one and you can determine next time you eat them whether to spit or swallow them there praire oysters

:eek:

F7
 
Westicle said:
the balls are a delicacy in most areas, supposed to improve your stamina in bed.... especially lion or tiger balls.


Lions and Tigers and BALLs - Oh my! .:rolleyes:

Apparently Dorothy and the Cowardly lion where a little more than just "friends".
 
You know I have no problem with eating organ meat... tongue, heart, liver... it's all good.
I am not afraid to eat prairie oysters and they are delicious but I cannot prepare them.
I just cannot put a knife into a testicle.... It just makes me shudder... I think it was the trauma of a "not so gentle" Vasectomy when I was younger.
 
BIGREDD said:
I just cannot put a knife into a testicle.... It just makes me shudder... I think it was the trauma of a "not so gentle" Vasectomy when I was younger.

Sweet Jebus... Now I'm reconsidering my "gentleman's agreement" with the wife once we have two kids!!!

Cheers
Jay
 
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