Got inta calgree and decided I needed me a backup bar raffle. guide took mee to tha neeerest bass pro shoppin center. talked to a mister at tha gun counta and says I need me a backup bar raffle in a smooth workin leevar akshun.
I says whatcha got hind the counta. Well the smooth talkin gun man tried didnt have anything that I wanted. No 500wssms, nothin. All he had wuz a BLR 7mm08. I says the hell you say. then he showed meee tha box of windychesters in 140gr. it sed that there good fer Bar!!! well aight i says, guess thats whatim gonna git.
Well it was a tough hunt. sat in a treestand and it was a freezing canadian +10 degrees celsius i tell ya boy. Damn cold in them northern lattytudes.
Then on the last day before ma plane flew outta the state capital of Calgreee in tha republic of albertya, This bar tried to climb up my tree stand. Them bars is sure sneaky.climbed up tha back side a tha tree!!
WELL then it was on. took out ma 12 inch daniel booney bar skinnin' knife and took a few swipes at em'
by jeebus, i says git offa ma tree.And by thunderin that Bar, jumped off ma tree and hit tha ground.
Well I dropped my bar knife, then reached for ma pistol. but wouldja believe that canadian cold froze the damn thing shuts I tell ya. pulled and pulled the trigger but nothing. Just plain froze stiff.
Well nows what ta do i says. I says grab yer 500WSSM ya fool, i says. but jeeprs if that citement didnt maken me drop the damn raffle. Just then i memebred bout tha smooth talkin gun man at yer bass shoppin pro centr.
I took a good aim at ha bar and BOOOOOOOM. tha wittle 7ty-Oh-8 dropped him cold!
Gave a pistol and 500wssm to ma guide as a tip for puttin me on tha big canadjun bruin.
took my new 7ty-ohs 8 home. Taxeeedermist says I get ma rug wehn ma background check cleers. cant wait ta git ma new rug.
and it happened just like that. I swear.
