The old lady is gonna kill me

My wife has killed me several times already. In addition to using money orders or cash only, I do this. A few weeks in advance to something I want to acquire, I say in a conversation (fill in the blanks as necassary):

"I talked to _______ today, he just picked up a ____________. He said I should come by and try it out, or take it and try it out when I can." Ends up being stored indiffinitely by me.;)

or

"__________ asked if I could store this for awhile.";)

or

"Yeah, one of the guys asked me if I want to trade _______ for his ________.":rolleyes:

And sometimes I end up storing things at a friend's house (like a vehicle or two). :) Actually one friend of mine,who isn't married, has 5 acres and he stores 16 vehicles for an assortment of us married buddies. That's a real pal!

Realistically, my wife is 5'4". I really shouldn't be scared of her, but she can really go nuts way out of proportion to her size. :(
 
Last time I got caught, it was sneaking it through the basement window at 1 AM, She snuck up behind me and caught me. Christ I almost #### myself. Anyway I have devised a formula for dealing with the wife, I buy her stuff before hand and it keeps her happy! :)
 
good job TM - :D *doh! * - you are toast if she finds out. better make sure she can only see ONE of them at any given time!

Now I remember you wanting the M305? could that have satisfied the VZ blues while it was in repair?

We suffer the same disease - Impulse Buying ;) - there is no rational thought when I am in a gun store!

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I've got it figured. the gun is in the safe, and I hid the accessories under the bed. so now I can just sell the whole package when I get the other one back......wait....


I Think I will just keep both and deal with the ####storm :D
 
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