- Location
- Calgary, Alberta
So I went to the range yesterday and the RO tried to lecture me on gun safety, to which I responded: "Son, I had an AR-15 before you were born." Did those words really just come out of my mouth???
Aye, when I were a lad, AR-15s only had two barrel twists, 1-in-12 or 1-in-14, an' they only had two barrel lengths: 16 inches or 20 inches. An' you counted yourself lucky if it had a chrome-plated bore. An' if you wanted spare parts, you phoned up Colt's and asked them: " 'ow much?"
An' furniture were only made of one thing, FIBREGLASS. There were only two stocks - regular or collapsible, an' the collapsible stock only had TWO positions. Open - and closed.
An' there were only two types of flash hider - birdcage or pointy.
Detachable carry handles? DETACHABLE CARRY HANDLES??? The only way your carry handle detached were if you used some crap handloads an' blew the thing up!
An' ammo only came in two types, 55 grain full metal jacket and if you were lucky, 52 grain softpoint. In fact if you were a complete poof and wanted to go hunting with one, you usually had to get it rechambered in .222 Remington.
An' there were only two types of optics - 3x20 or 4x20 and you were bloody lucky if you 'AD THAT.
An' magazines cost so much you were lucky if you 'ad more than TWO.
Show me 'ow to use an AR-15 safely, bugger me next you'll be trying to teach me 'ow to use the grip safety on a 1911.
Aye, when I were a lad, AR-15s only had two barrel twists, 1-in-12 or 1-in-14, an' they only had two barrel lengths: 16 inches or 20 inches. An' you counted yourself lucky if it had a chrome-plated bore. An' if you wanted spare parts, you phoned up Colt's and asked them: " 'ow much?"
An' furniture were only made of one thing, FIBREGLASS. There were only two stocks - regular or collapsible, an' the collapsible stock only had TWO positions. Open - and closed.
An' there were only two types of flash hider - birdcage or pointy.
Detachable carry handles? DETACHABLE CARRY HANDLES??? The only way your carry handle detached were if you used some crap handloads an' blew the thing up!
An' ammo only came in two types, 55 grain full metal jacket and if you were lucky, 52 grain softpoint. In fact if you were a complete poof and wanted to go hunting with one, you usually had to get it rechambered in .222 Remington.
An' there were only two types of optics - 3x20 or 4x20 and you were bloody lucky if you 'AD THAT.
An' magazines cost so much you were lucky if you 'ad more than TWO.
Show me 'ow to use an AR-15 safely, bugger me next you'll be trying to teach me 'ow to use the grip safety on a 1911.


















































