Things that Sound Dirty in IPSC, but Aren't

[hungrybeagle]

"That's a really tight Position"

"You're slapping again, just squeeze"

"That wasn't an accidental discharge, it was just early"

"Slow down as you enter the box, you don't want to go in too hard"

"Start position is standing in the box, naturally erect. Hands are relaxed at sides"

"You think I should go for a hard exit out of the box or a soft one"

 

[ipscgraz]

And for the younger members

"Reshoot"

 

[meow]

Do you think an IPSC wife has a yellow brick on the night stand so the husband knows when to start?
are you ready...
standby...
BEEP!
If you are finnished, unload and show clear,
If clear hammer down, holster

 

[stormbringer]

"and hungrybeagle is in the hole"

 

[PH Racing]

Two holes to score.
Move from box to box.
Starting position is flat on your back.
It's your option to go down on one knee or two.
And just think about calling out the shooting order if the up coming shooters are all named "Richard"

 

[hungrybeagle]

Do you prefer the push-pull grip?

Position 1 looks really hard.

Are you ready to go right away or do you want me to put you down a few?

 

[PH Racing]

Grip it and rip it...

 

[PH Racing]

Make sure your gun will fit in the box

 

[4string]

Anything Westicle says.

 

[relliott]

"Wow, those swingers were really fast!"
"No way that load was Major."
"Fast is slow; smooth is fast."
"Do you prefer fast and snappy or slow and soft?"

 

[bluesman]

"...dunno where it went, my eyes were closed when I squeezed off the shot!"

 

[maurice]

"I don't know about you guys,..but I am entering the position over here,...then on my way out,..I am tagging this one and this one ....."

 

[Madness]

"poke it and stroke it", rather then load and make ready