So bear hunting season is near for those of us in the quebec province, I decided to go to the Crappy Tire near my office to buy my bear permit.
I go to the courtesy desk:
I dont say anything just yet but pulling out my hunters card, the woman clerk says: Oh you want a fishing licence.
me: umm no, I need 2 hunting permits, one for small game and the other for bear
her: ohh... ummm... well we dont have that...
me: dont have what?
her: well... bear.. I dont think we have that
me: umm are you sure? Black bear... (?&$%?)
her: let me check
she goes on her machine and fiddles with it...
her: oh! look at that, we have bear permits too! Black bear, right?
me: yes please, and a small game permit aswell.
her: is this adress correct? (my old adress)
me: no, that's where my parents live, but I've been using that adress for years.
her: well you have to fill this paper, here, you have to fill one (paper) change of adress for each permit
me: but I only have one hunters licence..
her: it doesn't matter you have to fill two.
me: but...
55$ later and a bit of wasted time, I got my permits!
Lord knows what she's going to do with that paperwork. I wonder if she's starting to think there might be bears in this province...
I go to the courtesy desk:
I dont say anything just yet but pulling out my hunters card, the woman clerk says: Oh you want a fishing licence.
me: umm no, I need 2 hunting permits, one for small game and the other for bear
her: ohh... ummm... well we dont have that...
me: dont have what?
her: well... bear.. I dont think we have that
me: umm are you sure? Black bear... (?&$%?)
her: let me check
she goes on her machine and fiddles with it...
her: oh! look at that, we have bear permits too! Black bear, right?
me: yes please, and a small game permit aswell.
her: is this adress correct? (my old adress)
me: no, that's where my parents live, but I've been using that adress for years.
her: well you have to fill this paper, here, you have to fill one (paper) change of adress for each permit
me: but I only have one hunters licence..
her: it doesn't matter you have to fill two.
me: but...
55$ later and a bit of wasted time, I got my permits!
Lord knows what she's going to do with that paperwork. I wonder if she's starting to think there might be bears in this province...