Tod Bartell - Who IS he?

I can help you wiht this stuff....

What I do not Know or do not want to know

Occupation
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Runs a firearms related business.

His life before CGN
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AR,HA,S.C, 24 etc I can tlel you what he was doing personally, too, but that's not relaly anyones business.;)

How to get a new avitar every 5 minutes
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Learn to use the internet, and maybe you can figure it out.:D

when he gets his licence back
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He has a valid BCDL


Anyhting else I can help wiht?:D :cool:
 
yesteday, Bartell was pulled over by the RCMP, and his truck searched

it is believed that Big Ugly Man was behind this.....
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This just in from the "Haggisfest" thread....

Armedsask said:
So Haggisfest 2006 has been canceled due to a 70% chance of Bartell?
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There is no way I'm going to subject myself to being Bartellized. Don't ask me what that is, I just made it up......

It probably won't kill me, but then again, why take a chance?

If Gatehouse is afraid to go, then I'm not going either.

Even Woodchopper is getting scared, and he's not afraid of anything, except getting hit in the eye with his front bead as it flies off.
 
if its possible for Bartell to be Haggis'd, then he will be there, crawling from a ditch, looking for your shoes ;)
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todbartell said:
if its possible for Bartell to be Haggis'd, then he will be there, crawling from a ditch, looking for your shoes ;)
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OK, listen fella! Up in the 'Boo we don't take to strangers crawling about the drains, harbouring some sort of shoe fetish or other!
Saaaaay, you're not one 'o them Brokeback folks are ya?
 
It should be added that on the weekends todbartell the internet legend drinks a lot. But not well. Occaisionally he posts during such debotched occaisions and that is where an attentive reader can gleam some clues to the real mysterys of life. :cool:

And, he's my ballistic ##### :D He's is either kind or has a strange realationship with his ballistics programs and I find no need to get one myself. A wee hint here or there and BAMMO the numbers appear in a furry showing every possible thing that could happen to a bullet from a given gun, calibre, bullet whilst taking into account what you had for breakfast.

And to think he's only in his early 20s. stay tunned...
 
officially mid 20s now :D

and he doesnt drink as much as he used to. well, at least when he does, he usually isnt around a computer :( he, and probably fellow members, misses that fact.

I recall a time when he got the instant chat box on HuntShoot.com shut down. something about missing hookers and the lyrics to Turn the Page...

ahhh, the memories.

if anyone was wondering, a 410 shooting a 1/4 oz slug has a +/- 3" Point Blank Range of 144 yards. Wind drift @ 500 yards in a 10 mph crosswind is 12.5 feet :D
 
todbartell said:
I recall a time when he got the instant chat box on HuntShoot.com shut down. something about missing hookers and the lyrics to Turn the Page...

ahhh, the memories.
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I forgot to thank you for that too..........I hated the Chat Box:rolleyes:
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todbartell said:

if anyone was wondering, a 410 shooting a 1/4 oz slug has a +/- 3" Point Blank Range of 144 yards. Wind drift @ 500 yards in a 10 mph crosswind is 12.5 feet :D
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'scuse me Doctor, where will my pappy's 12ga SxS regulate them thar slugs with the point of aim and how much should a guy compensate fer that repaired crack at the wrist?:p
How much hold over does he gotta use fer a 300 yard lob at the neighbors stray dog?:eek:
 
You too would be a Post Whore if you lived in Vanderhoof. However, I'm sure the rest of the local population is glad that he's not out chasing the town daughters. LOCK_EM UP!!!
 
Interesting facts:
- at only 4'1" tall, Tod Bartell is the current president of the Vanderhoof midget wrestling federation
- in the summer Tod can be seen water skiing wearing a leather jacket practicing shark jumping
- Tod uses only Veuve-Clicquot champagne in his enema bag which he uses every evening
- Tod is currently ranked #3 in the world at professional Fish Slapping
- Tod's "house" is built entirely of empty Crown Royal bottles and coyote hides... oh, and some vomit (not sure if it's his, though...)
- Tod has three testicles
- Tod is a very good juggler
- One of the most famous greeting cards ever printed had a picture of a young man and lady on the front with the caption as follows:
Young man: "Do you like Bartelling?"
Young lady: "I don't know. I've never Bartelled, you naughty boy!"

:D

Other than that, Tod's a pretty cool guy... :p
 
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