Tod Bartell - Who IS he?

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Tod and I met in jail a few years ago,we were both doing time for shoplifting.......(me from radio shack, Tod from sears ladies dept)........ we shared a cell,.....he always wore skimpy outfits, i protected him in general population during the day, he did me "favors" at night.........
 
Amphibious said:
Todbartell is the one who signs me up for crazy s**t.

like he did again. just now.

but I keep comming back for more.

he lets me sleep in his basement when I'm to hungover to drive home. he is a king among men. :D
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When you crash at T/B's house do you ever hear him scream "BOHICA" in the night.:eek:
 
This may or may not be fact, but a crazy old dude who lives in a homemade hillside bunker in the mountains told me about the legend of todbartell:

TB is the sole living trace of a clandestine project by the Dept. of Defence to quitely introduce genetically engineered fighters into the Canadian Rangers, making them an elite military force in the outermost communities of our vast land.

The identity of the female "mother" of TB and the other tragic spawn of this program remains a mystery, but the other "half" of the DNA for the program was allegedly created in a semen milkshake the contributors to which included Marshall Mathers, the late NHL'er John Kordic, and Chuck Hawks.
 
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BIGREDD said:
When you crash at T/B's house do you ever hear him scream "BOHICA" in the night.:eek:
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"White Power" and "Come on Titties!" is all I remember.....

there was that one morning, when I awoke to him whispering "thank you" in my ear and a splitting headache.......

not sure what that was all about....... :confused:
 
Amphibious said:
"White Power" and "Come on Titties!" is all I remember.....

there was that one morning, when I awoke to him whispering "thank you" in my ear and a splitting headache.......

not sure what that was all about....... :confused:
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The titties thing is mint but the other stuff just creeps me out, was your ass sore in the morning as well?
 
Oh, Lordy, do you mean to say we are sharing the same province as the Legendary TB? I had no idea! :eek:

I am awed and repulsed, all at the same time....yet, the jury must remain "out" until I am able to better judge for myself.



Question, is Tod Bartell coming to Haggisfest?

Inquiring minds wand to know!
 
Silverado said:
This may or may not be fact, but a crazy old dude who lives in a homemade hillside bunker in the mountains told me about the legend of todbartell:

TB is the sole living trace of a clandestine project by the Dept. of Defence to quitely introduce genetically engineered fighters into the Canadian Rangers, making them an elite military force in the outermost communities of our vast land.

The identity of the female "mother" of TB and the other tragic spawn of this program remains a mystery, but the other "half" of the DNA for the program was allegedly created in a semen milkshake the contributors to which included Marshall Mathers, the late NHL'er John Kordic, and Chuck Hawks.
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I had no idea !!:eek:
TB was supposed to be a RANGER!!??:eek: :eek: :eek:
THE MIND BOGGLES......
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well what i have to say about tod bartell is that i have never met him *not sure if i want to*, havent really talked with him much *i dont even think i have posted in the same thread as him before*, but i do know that he has some awsome knowladge to share with us and the best avatars and second ###iest avatars on CGN .
*Magnum gurly, Camo girl and westicle have all tied for ###iest*
so Tod this ones for you
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The man known as Todbartell is a ###ual pervert with an enormous...appetit. Last time I visited him he was hitting on the Amish girls at Tim Hortons. He said he has a fetish for the ladies wearing wool dresses and bonnets. Likes the feel of wool and mustaches!:D
 
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boonerbuck said:
The man known as Todbartell is a ###ual pervert with an enormous...appetit. Last time I visited him he was hitting on the Hamish girls at Tim Hortons. He said he has a fetish for the ladies wearing wool dresses and bonnets. Likes the feel of wool and mustaches!:D
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:rolleyes: Me thinks that perhaps he has some relations in the 'Outer Isles' off the northern coast of Scotland :p
You know, where they raise sheep :) if you get my drift;) :p
 
Tod Bartell is:

  • a serious concern because he speaks in the 3rd person......like Elmo.:redface:
  • generally a pervert but at least most of the chicks are brunettes.
  • a prank monkey and brown nose for the M700 action.
  • the reason why I am pleased to live on my side of the Pacific.
  • capable of typing under wet cement......nope, actually, he's capable of typing under DRY cement.:rolleyes:
  • a blight on the fine landscape of sober and sensible hunters throughtout Canada and the world.......wait a sec - did I just type that??!! :eek: (Actually he, Gatehouse and Foxer are in a cunning conspiracy that involves a LOT of crossdressing and tall stories:p ).

Now remind me WHY I'm encouraging him by actually posting? :confused:
Actually, Tod's kinda like that half crazy dog that lived in everyone's street.
Y'know, you'd wind it up and get it all excited and it'd chase it's tail until it fell over, frothed at the mouth and convulsed and then the show was over.
Will someone PLEASE stop kicking the dog? :( :D :D
 
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