Two Cornell students killed a black bear

[Big Bad]

This is from 'Not The Bee.' To cook a whole bear must require a lot of dorm hot plates. I trust they shared.

Hunting Season
Cornell
It's A Bear
Black Bear

Two Cornell students killed a black bear and took it back to their dorm to skin it​

Sep 13, 2025

Well this could cause a stir on campus.

A couple of good old boys at Cornell, the Ivy League school in New York, killed a black bear, dragged it across campus, and then skinned and butchered it in their dorm this week.

The two undergrads who had 'valid New York State hunting licenses killed a bear lawfully over the weekend,' a Cornell spokesperson said in a statement.

Well, they had the license! They're allowed to kill the bear. And I highly doubt that they signed anything with Cornell that said they weren't allowed to skin a bear in their dorm.

But that didn't stop the woke anti-hunting dorm mates from calling the cops on the law-abiding college students.

What kind of commie country are we living in where two young men can't kill a bear and butcher it in their dorm room without being bothered by other students?
Fortunately, the law was on their side.

The students then 'brought the animal into a Cornell residence hall for processing on Saturday' before a 'police report was made when a complaint was filed late Sunday night,' the school official said, adding that 'no charges have been filed.'

An investigator with the Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC), which oversees hunting in New York state, visited the school on Sunday and found no code violations.

They didn't break the law!

These guys need to be left alone!

I salute you, Cornell bear hunters. Don't let the man keep you down!​

 

[BlackPowderBurner]

Could you still be considered “interfering with a hunt” by being a sh!tbird while the animal is being processed? It’s a crime to let it go to spoil, no?

 

[infidel29]

I'm surprised they got the bear into their room. Dorm rooms must be larger than average in Cornell U.

 

[Big Bad]

Here are some follow up comments about the college bear from Not The Bee :


Published: September 16, 2025

Two Cornell students killed a 120-pound black bear before bringing its carcass into a communal kitchen in their dormitory to skin and process it, with the undergrads having valid hunting licenses and not appearing to run afoul of the law. What do you think?

“All that lamp oil will come in handy during exam time.”
Meg Yantis, Montage Compiler

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“College is the perfect time to experiment with what you like to butcher.”
Jason Cairi, Rope Strengthener

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“I hope they wrote their names on it before putting it in the communal fridge.”
Cameron Henneberry, Paperwork Stapler

 

[g-mac]

Boo-boo: "Hey Yogi what are those kids doing over there"?
Yogi: "Well Boo-boo why don't we go over and see if they have a nice picnic basket we can steal"
BANG!!