I've always wanted a shotgun like this. But I cannot afford this cool package, so please enter me in the contest. Its my only shot. As consideration, I offer a story about just such an inflatable.
One time, late one weekend morning, in the barracks, CFB, Wainwright AB, one dude was apparently feeling a little bit lonely. He'd received an inflatable love goat in a care package as a gag gift earlier in the week. Everyone found it hilarious. With the first bit of real downtime we'd had, most people had taken the opportunity to get off the base. This weekend, there were only a few people in the barracks. I heard him shout down the empty hall, "Me and my love goat are going to take a shower now! Just man and his love goat!". I poked my head out my doorway and looked toward the common bathroom. I saw a few other looks of disbelief aimed that way.
Strutting down the hall was a grown man in a bath robe, shower cap, and flip flops. He had a bottle of what I hope was body wash and a towel under one arm, and the goat under the other.
It was at that time I decided it was time head up to the Cannex for a drink, as did several others.
Say what you will about a man and his goat.
But I do believe he got some quiet alone time in the barracks that day.