Probably the place where Marstar and Tradex take surplus guns some years ago.
I think marstar got their Thompson's from former Yugoslavia.
The Ukraine supposedly have MP-44s too, we could get Colt Canada to do a swap, so we could pay for a SA20 and get a Thompson, to support Justin's spending.
Anyone remember that game show from the 80's, where the contestants got to run through a grocery store with a shopping cart, and whatever they got across the finish line in under 5 minutes, they got to keep?
I'd need more than 5 minutes in that salt mine. But oh, what wonders I'd figure out how to get out if I had an hour or two.