What? But many other nations used variations of the FAL... UK and Argentina to name two examples. Our C1 were to the FAL what the C7 is to the M16/M4... just a variation, not really Canadian.
That's why I was going with the Canucknikov idea... We need something unique, not a variation on a theme. A new caliber, a new type of action, (left-handed screw action with a crank?), a built-in 5-round magazine that can't be expanded, it has to have a maple wood stock, be painted to look like urban bacon and the idea of the suppressor that makes the gun report sound like "Sorry, Excuse me!" is pure genius. It might be technically too hard to make, though, so perhaps one that just makes the firearm sound like "Eh! Eh! Eh!"?
Oh, and the bullets have to be Nerf-rated.