Well my first couple stories are not scary just funny/cool things that happened on hunting trips.
me and my dad were doing some grouse hunting up by gogma. Anyway i was dirtbiking down some trails and I wasn't having much luck until I spotted this kinda clearing in the bush. So I got of the bike and whent to check it out as it looked like prime territory. I popped a few rounds into the gun and i had a couple more in my pocket. (.22 rifle). so i walk in and WOW I seen one on the ground right in front of me BANG I see another one in a tree BANG miss Bang got em. I see 2 more in trees right beside each other I shoot and i miss but now I ran outa ammo lol so I had took my hat off placed it on the branch of the tree they were in and took off back to the bike got some more ammo and came back I shot them both but missed a bunch of times So by now my heart is just as goin and so Im just kinda lookin around to see if there are anymore I see another one standing at the base of a tree and it's got it's tail all out and frozen solid. So I take a shot and I miss, So he takes off running and I aim again and i miss, I aim again and CLICK ran outta ammo again lol so I say f**k it and chase after the damn thing running in circles and back and forth and all over the place. I finally catch the damn thing and I grabbed my gun like a baseball bat and just wacked him in the head lol I got my limit in like a 5 min encounter it was great. i called my dad on the radio and he showed up bout an hour later and got 2 more outa that place.
another time me and my dad were driving down the main logging road with the .410 bolt action and the .22 pump completly loaded and then guess who we see alittle bit up the road, the conservation Officers thats who they ar doing a spot check every vehicle that goes by and my dad just turns to me and says unload those f**kers NOW! lol so I grap the .22 first and Im just a pumpin the things unloading it rounds flying all over the truck, grab the .410 start unloading that and these really fly when you unload them so they are like bouncing off the roof and just going every where lol we pull up to the COs couple seconds later like nothing had ever been wrong lol good thing they didnt check the truck out cause it was just littered with ammo everywhere lol it was funny as hell after we got back to camp though.
Another time my dad and I when hunting in alittle POS plymouth horizon lol ya anyway we when down some trails with it and smashed into a rock sticking out a bit. anyway so we pulled back out of the trail and looked at the damage lol We bent the frame, Broke the ball joints i think and A few other things in the front end. lol now we were there for the weekend with friends but we were eventually going to have to drive home in this thing so we made it to our camp and beat the frame back into shape with an axe, tied things together with some wire and duct tape and we made it back, not a smooth ride by any account it was like riding a harley or something the whole way home but it did make it.
On a diffrent occasion we took another POS ford Escort wagon offroading and I do mean offroading lol we were down some trails that looked as though they haddent been down in 50 years. at the end of one trail there was like an opening and there were a bunch of guys with quads taking a lunch break and they were just staring at us lol we stopped got out and they were like how the hell did you get that down here lol they said one of their quads got stuck even anyway they couldnt believe we got that car through there and when made it back out of the bush and back to the watershed we inspected the car and it was in really bad shape we duct taped some wiring and brake lines that were dnaging undernethere the car and took a piece of wire and proped the muffler back up lol the body had a huge dent in the door and just covered with scratehes like just covered car was POS anyway so we didnt really car but my god we messed up those cars. we when hunting in our ford Aerostar van a couple times to but we didnt end up doing much "noteworthy" damage to it.
One time I got Diareha while driving some trails and had taken a few ####s already and I had to again but we didnt have any more TP left so I grabbed a sock that was in the truck and used that. a couple minutes later I had to go again and I didnt have anything to use now so i whent out I was going to use leaf, I tried the leafe but it wasnt woring so I decided to use my boxers. So Im all finshed now and I dont just want to leave them there so I decide to burn the boxers so I set em on fire and i still got my pants around my ankles, butt naked and some grass and stuff starts to catch on fire from my shorts so I jump on the fire and try to stamp it out but I end up catching my pants on fire so I try patting it out but it doesnt help so I drop and start rolling lol now rember I still dont have pants done up they are about at my knees so Im rolling around in the dirt trying to put the fire out and my dad comes up and can see the fire so he comes in to where I was to see what was happening and just goes oh my god and walks away lol i finally get my pants put out and the grass fire and make it back to the truck covered in dirt and leaves and my pants have giant wholes burnt into them lol my legs got some burns on them but nothing serious.
One time i was driving around down trails on the dirtbike lookin for grouse and I came apon these to guys who were walking the trail and as i passed them I heard them say f**k! then I hear BANG
ya I don't know if he shot "at" me or just shot into the bush but I knew I pissed them off and when I heard him fire off a round I almost #### myself cause I thought he was shooting at me, I still don't know if he did or not but I wasn't stickin around to find out if he was. Ya that was scary.
I got lots more but Im tired of typing so thats all for now.
...... but I never thought it possible for a guy to be entirely drenched in sweat head to toe in a very few short seconds 
