Okay...I just can't take it any longer..."flock of herons", ferchrissake...
Herons (which don't travel in flocks) fly with their necks coiled in to their bodies, so they look like short-necked birds with huge goiters when they are up overhead. Cranes do fly together in groups, and they hold their necks extended straight out when they are in the air. These two species are easy to distinguish in flight with the naked eye, even from huge distances.
My wife and I have been birders for decades, and we've accumulated lots of bird guidebooks. Quite often we give them away, usually to people we meet who express an interest in birds on their property but can't tell a heron from a hedgehog. Sometimes these are underpriviledged city kids who have never experienced contact with nature and don't have a clue what they're looking at.
Two-dogs, sorry, bud, but you seem to fall into both categories at once!
Looking at birds is one of the most relaxing and stress-relieving pasttimes there is...I have literally never met anyone who turns into "a bundle of nerves" from watching birds. You, sir, have broken the mold.
PM me your mailing address, and a used-but-not-abused field guide will be winging its way towards you in a day or so. It will allow you to identify just about any North American bird, complete with colour pictures, maps and detailed descriptions.
Hopefully it will help you relax. If nothing else, it'll save you some ammo!


Herons (which don't travel in flocks) fly with their necks coiled in to their bodies, so they look like short-necked birds with huge goiters when they are up overhead. Cranes do fly together in groups, and they hold their necks extended straight out when they are in the air. These two species are easy to distinguish in flight with the naked eye, even from huge distances.
My wife and I have been birders for decades, and we've accumulated lots of bird guidebooks. Quite often we give them away, usually to people we meet who express an interest in birds on their property but can't tell a heron from a hedgehog. Sometimes these are underpriviledged city kids who have never experienced contact with nature and don't have a clue what they're looking at.
Two-dogs, sorry, bud, but you seem to fall into both categories at once!
PM me your mailing address, and a used-but-not-abused field guide will be winging its way towards you in a day or so. It will allow you to identify just about any North American bird, complete with colour pictures, maps and detailed descriptions.
Hopefully it will help you relax. If nothing else, it'll save you some ammo!




















































