Well it won't make you feel better ... but it helps me to vent...
THIS is NOT about GUNS ... just still pisses me off.. so SWMBO informs me we are getting new curtains...mindful of the last bonehead that came to install blinds..I meet the "tradesman" at the front door (having previously carefully removed all the old blinds) ... I hold out my studfinder and ask him if he would like to use it as the last guy didn't apparently have one.
The "expert" declines pointing out that he knows where the studs are.
SWMBO glares at me to leave the expert alone! I persist - only one more time and point out emphatically that the walls are PLASTER ....to please understand that they have to be drilled in steps or the plaster comes out in chunks.
He gives me this knowing look ... "you mean drywall" he says sarcastically... no "plaster" I say again...this time I get a another look and a grinning nod from him as he tries to humour me ( obviously I know fxxk nothing - let alone fxxk all!) ... I repeated "plaster" the vein in my temple throbbing. SWMBO is red with anger at me... I back down ... help him with his ladder to one of the rooms and ... under more glares from herself .. I retreat to the basement!
20 minutes go by and there is small voice from upstairs .. SWMBO is calling in a plaintiff fashion .. quietly but urgently.... I go up ... I feel like I have walked into a downtown neighborhood in Beirut... the walls covered with .50 cal bullet holes ... only it is my sons bedroom!
The "craftsman" is standing in the middle of the room staring at his dewalt 18volt power screwdriver with a long wood screw spinning on the end of a Robertson bit ... dust settling slowly with half a dozen large pieces of plaster across the floor and 7 or 8 blue plugs half hanging at odd angles from various crevasses in my previously pristine wall!

(and not a single one was anywhere near a stud!!)
"Your wall is plaster" he informs me without exactly making eye contact ... SWMBO skulks away quietly as I try to find the words that will convey my true feeling without subsequently incriminating me in any potential charge of threat bodily harm! f############xkkkkk.
SWMBO says later I should learn to control myself better...F############K!!!
I have found that mixing plaster and patching large holes in walls, smoothing them down with a nice damp sponge and gently touching them up with pastel paint is quite therapeutic!!
So watch out for some of those baxtards though ... even when they claim to be pro's..
