What's in your office?

[Grumpy Wolverine]

Just thought I'd throw this out there as to why I love my job. I got in this morning and this was the scene in the office waiting for me.

 

[skirsons]

We have an rpd with drum magazine in our office.

 

[Ntloukas]

I have horrible coffee in my office

 

[armilaria]

I have horrible coffee in my office

This!

 

[LSB]

Are you hiring?.... lol
where is the time machine so I can go back 20 years and have a career in this industry instead.

 

[.22LRGUY]

Let's see...we have OK coffee, long hours, and no pay raise in nearly a decade. Just checked that against your rifle photo and nope, not nearly as cool.

 

[Skunkwerx]

Then why are you so grumpy??!!?

 

[richmyster]

I have a wage agreement and mine sweeper.

 

[Wolverine Supplies]

Then why are you so grumpy??!!?

I asked that one day..... Wouldn't do it again, he gets on a rant, something about kids on his lawn.

Tyson.

 

[hbean]

Then why are you so grumpy??!!?

Because Grumpy used to work in a strip club and the office scenery was way better

 

[Grumpy Wolverine]

Then why are you so grumpy??!!?

You work with Tyson everyday and then you ask me again

 

[Gobc]

I work at home suckers!

 

[Grumpy Wolverine]

Because Grumpy used to work in a strip club and the office scenery was way better

Yeah but I used to get slapped everytime I tried to take my work home with me

 

[Recce guy01]

Remmy 870 police.

 

[buffdog]

.
Grumpy

Clean that center AI carefully and do a good job. I fired it on Saturday, and it is ACCURATE.
.

 

[pkitcheman]

I have lots of Mosquitos and blackflys in my office

 

[Goose762]

Nothing fun since the desk pop incident.

 

[flyrrad]

I have a shelf full of the new generic for ######, Stopcoxafloppin

And generic Cialis is on the way, Keepdixabangin ....

 

[PatchRat]

I can't bring anything too fun into my office, but there may have been a few pieces of cheap Russian wood and some precision-ish machined piping pass through right before crew change...

 

[scott_r]

I have no office or a the money to buy those firearms...thanks for rubbing it in.