When ya gotta go ya gotta go!

[EnfieldMike]

That last smoke, or last cup of joe or maybe it was the last piece of bacon but....How many of us have trekked out the camp door and have only gone about a klic when the ole sphincter muscles start to contract. You stand there thinking that: "OH man the crapper is all the way back there." Then the denial stage sets in: maybe by force of will and mind over matter you can just forget about it. Nope no way...you gotta go now....whaddyado?

 

[RePete]

I use a combo of finding a horizontal log and using TP afterwards, and cover it up. I'm prepared.

RePete.

 

[BIGREDD]

another off topic reject

 

[EnfieldMike]

another off topic reject

Morally superior uber bwanas need not reply.

 

[mommabear]

With all the camping and such I have done... I'm always prepared... have knapsack with carry toilet paper or tissue paper :lol: :wink:

 

[RDS]

TP...gardening trowel...cozy spot where I can whistle a happy tune...done.

 

[RR]

You open a can of corn and the crew calls them Tracers.You try and tell the new guys to come prepared .Sometimes they have to be caught short before they will listen.

Rich

 

[Ultramag]

You open a can of corn and the crew calls them Tracers.You try and tell the new guys to come prepared .Sometimes they have to be caught short before they will listen.

Rich

some people have used old abondoned freezer's................but they are not very polite about it. :twisted:

 

[RR]

Some people take pictures that they shouldn't, they may have to look over their shoulders for the rest of their lives. :wink:

 

[GILLY]

I learned a long time ago that you always pack ammo, TP and smokes eh.

I was hunting an area called "Joes Lake" outside of Almont about 12 years ago. A young guy in our group came walking toward me with a look of agony on his face. This is an hour after we left camp and were in the bush at our spots. As he got closer I asked what the hells wrong. He said, " oh man, I just #### myself bad, it's all over my ass cheeks, I tried to fart and I ####, it's stuck to my ass..........it's not funny, stop laughing" That poor bugger had to walk 3 km back to camp with a load in his pants. He got into a jar of pickled garlic the evening before. The garlic and a couple of pounds of deer roast made a combination something like 15 beer and lotsa nachos.

I learned from him, but theres been times when I could have ran on water, just to make it back to the camp on time.

 

[Gibbs505]

I learned from him, but theres been times when I could have ran on water, just to make it back to the camp on time.

Like to see that! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[triton]

Forgot my paper one day and all I had were my socks. It wasn't pretty but they worked. LOL.

Dave.

 

[EnfieldMike]

OMFG Gilly I justed snorted coffee all over the old man's keyboard. The is some funny $h1t..pardon the pun.

 

[CTS]

been there done that!

 

[Dosing]

another off topic reject

Morally superior uber bwanas need not reply.

:shock: where is all the love :lol: :?: :lol:


This bear-----> Dosing, has never, ever, in his life, poopied in the woods.
Pee-pee yes, no poopies though. I'm a big boy, I wait till I get home.

 

[Shoey]

You can't reach 'True Outdoorsman' status until you've wiped your ass with snow! :lol:

 

[dizzy dan 1]

I have turned a few long sleave shirst into short sleave but I am usually prepared. DAN>>> :shock: :lol: :wink:

 

[atr]

Was there when a guy scraped his ass clean with a spoon then cleaned the spoon in the snow with his thumb and then made coffee . Some uneducated barbarian logger in northern Quebec .

 

[BigUglyMan]

You open a can of corn and the crew calls them Tracers.

:lol:

 

[death-junky]

I DONT GO IN THE BUSH LOL MY BODIE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO SHUT DOWN FOR A 4 OR 5 DAYS LOL. but i always have a back up role of paper in my backpack. :roll:
talk to ya all later
Riley