When ya gotta go ya gotta go!

Going Potty in the woods

  • remember to "bag" your leavings cause some anti might label you a litter bug or toxic bespoiler of t

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  • use what "natural" wipe is around leaf, pine cone, rabbit

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  • cut your skivies off with the hunting knife and wipe

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  • wipe your butt with cottonelle cause you've been there done that and are prepared

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  • squat where you are standing

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  • lean against a vertical tree

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  • find a horizontal log

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  • do you crap yer pants, cut the skivies off and toss

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EnfieldMike

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That last smoke, or last cup of joe or maybe it was the last piece of bacon but....How many of us have trekked out the camp door and have only gone about a klic when the ole sphincter muscles start to contract. You stand there thinking that: "OH man the crapper is all the way back there." Then the denial stage sets in: maybe by force of will and mind over matter you can just forget about it. Nope no way...you gotta go now....whaddyado?
 
With all the camping and such I have done... I'm always prepared... have knapsack with carry toilet paper or tissue paper :lol: :wink:
 
You open a can of corn and the crew calls them Tracers.You try and tell the new guys to come prepared .Sometimes they have to be caught short before they will listen.

Rich
 
RR said:
You open a can of corn and the crew calls them Tracers.You try and tell the new guys to come prepared .Sometimes they have to be caught short before they will listen.

Rich
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some people have used old abondoned freezer's................but they are not very polite about it. :twisted:
 
I learned a long time ago that you always pack ammo, TP and smokes eh.

I was hunting an area called "Joes Lake" outside of Almont about 12 years ago. A young guy in our group came walking toward me with a look of agony on his face. This is an hour after we left camp and were in the bush at our spots. As he got closer I asked what the hells wrong. He said, " oh man, I just #### myself bad, it's all over my ass cheeks, I tried to fart and I ####, it's stuck to my ass..........it's not funny, stop laughing" That poor bugger had to walk 3 km back to camp with a load in his pants. He got into a jar of pickled garlic the evening before. The garlic and a couple of pounds of deer roast made a combination something like 15 beer and lotsa nachos.

I learned from him, but theres been times when I could have ran on water, just to make it back to the camp on time.
 
Was there when a guy scraped his ass clean with a spoon then cleaned the spoon in the snow with his thumb and then made coffee . Some uneducated barbarian logger in northern Quebec .
 
I DONT GO IN THE BUSH LOL MY BODIE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO SHUT DOWN FOR A 4 OR 5 DAYS LOL. but i always have a back up role of paper in my backpack. :roll:
talk to ya all later
Riley
 
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