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Going Potty in the woods

  • remember to "bag" your leavings cause some anti might label you a litter bug or toxic bespoiler of t

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  • use what "natural" wipe is around leaf, pine cone, rabbit

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  • cut your skivies off with the hunting knife and wipe

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  • wipe your butt with cottonelle cause you've been there done that and are prepared

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  • squat where you are standing

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  • lean against a vertical tree

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  • do you crap yer pants, cut the skivies off and toss

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todbartell said:
Ive found my share of horizontal logs...and usually I got a flattened roll of TP in a ziploc on me 8) :roll:

Gotta watch those logs tho. Must check carefully for tree sap, aint the best thing on the back side of the guys :lol:
Best thing to use to do the paper work is baby wipes, a little cool at -20 but they work :wink:
 
When wearing a one piece suit, with a hood, observe the location of the hood when squatting.
If you do not observe the placement of the hood when squatting, do not be in a hurry to slip your arms into the sleeves or flip the hood up.
Saw it once with a friend.
Not a pretty sight, and earned him a new scatalogical nick-name for which he had little defence.
 
dusty
Remember Blade Can I borrow your hankerchef?
Do you need both of those shirt sleeves?
Nobody will notice if your shirt tails missing.
Hey where's Old Iron ? I think Blade tried to return his hanky "used"
Rich
 
dusty61 said:
todbartell said:
Ive found my share of horizontal logs...and usually I got a flattened roll of TP in a ziploc on me 8) :roll:

Gotta watch those logs tho. Must check carefully for tree sap, aint the best thing on the back side of the guys :lol:
Best thing to use to do the paper work is baby wipes, a little cool at -20 but they work :wink:
always a container of wipes in all of our camps
 
Ah nothing better then a good #### in the woods, :lol:

I normally look for a nice horizontal log, hardwood is best about 12" diameter. Give it a good test to make sure its not going to move. Failing that backing up to a big tree is second best. The handle of a hunting knife makes a good holder for the TP roll. And a quick check for prickley bushes and your site is ready.

I almost always have a 1/4 roll or TP in a ziplock, somewhere. Right now I have one in my First aid kit, one in my truck, one in a baggie with all my hunting tags, one in the pocket of my hunting jacket, and another in my backpack. I might have another in the quad tool box but I've have to check, so I'm covered. I ahve had the unfortunate incident where after a night of draft beer and hotwings that I acutally run out of paper and have to use a sleeve, but only untill I can get back to the quad, truck, or camp to restock
 
Why the hell use a horizontal log? Then you get bark/moss/insects all over yer arse? I always have a roll of TP in the pack since there's nothing quite like a thermos of coffee working on your insides like liquid drain-o. Try and find a 2-6 inch round hardwood tree that you can get a good grip on. Drop yer drawers bend your knees (into a squatting position with knees at 90 degrees) wrap both hands around the tree and simply lean back. Your feet should be as close to the tree as possible to avoid pinching a loaf into your pants.
 
Buzz said:
Why the hell use a horizontal log? Then you get bark/moss/insects all over yer arse? I always have a roll of TP in the pack since there's nothing quite like a thermos of coffee working on your insides like liquid drain-o. Try and find a 2-6 inch round hardwood tree that you can get a good grip on. Drop yer drawers bend your knees (into a squatting position with knees at 90 degrees) wrap both hands around the tree and simply lean back. Your feet should be as close to the tree as possible to avoid pinching a loaf into your pants.
My method :D. Only difference being I try to find a sapling on a gentle slope and aim downhill. The way we eat at our camp (ask Doug) , it's inevitable that you're going to have to #### in the woods, so I make sure all my pockets are lined with industrial strength paper towels. And incidentally, yes, I have shot a deer with my drawers around my ankles.
 
I have used, socks, a gamebag and even my plastic sandwhich wrapper (one time, go easy, it wasn't for pleasure) for wipe, mostly I like the horiz. log, sometimes the verticle tree and a few times the stop and drop in place, hunting partner calls it the Vietcong squat.
 
I like to use the horizontal log as well, I even try to find a strong limb coming off of it at a 45 degree angle, the i can sit on the "V" and not get tired standing up, also I can have my hands on my lap or whatever pleases me at the time, give it a shot, it works well :D
 
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