Where do all those GM and M go?
- Thread starter Glock_2010
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I know, I'm at your house.... you robe doesn't fit me half bad but your slippers are a bit big!
You need to clean off your dresser too!
BTW, Cornbread may be in possession of roofies... don't let him buy your drinks!
You need to clean off your dresser too!
BTW, Cornbread may be in possession of roofies... don't let him buy your drinks!
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- Halifax - NS
ROFLOLI know, I'm at your house.... you robe doesn't fit me half bad but your slippers are a bit big!
You need to clean off your dresser too!
BTW, Cornbread may be in possession of roofies... don't let him buy your drinks!
!!!Trit, that was one of the best laughs I've in the last year...
I know, I'm at your house.... you robe doesn't fit me half bad but your slippers are a bit big!
You need to clean off your dresser too!
BTW, Cornbread may be in possession of roofies... don't let him buy your drinks!
They're bunny slippers, aren't they?
I KNEW it!
Pat's slippers are those kind that old men wear!
His wife is a good cook though(as long as a delivery guy brings it in a box)!
Worst part of this whole thing is that M-bomber is now calling me Dark Helmet!
Oh, and Pat, if you're reading this, how does that swing thing in your bedroom work?
His wife is a good cook though(as long as a delivery guy brings it in a box)!
Worst part of this whole thing is that M-bomber is now calling me Dark Helmet!
Oh, and Pat, if you're reading this, how does that swing thing in your bedroom work?
Just remember what they say about the size of a mans shoes....
The swing is a bit complicated for newbies, make sure you get buckled in tight, if it's too big just add some notches or Velcro to fasten yourself in, otherwise you can cause some damage that's hard to explain to OHIP
Umm, hey Pat, uummmm... I have some bad news.... we got a bit carried away with the swing.
A section of drywall has fallen out of the ceiling... (your wife is one vigorous woman!)... I stepped on one of the cats.
The candles we put out for our romatic morning have caught the drapes on fire and the other cat is missing.... something smells distinctly of burnt hair in your bedroom though??????
Your wife also has some bizarre hot wax fetish.... ouch! My weiner now looks like a shrivelled hot red pepper... you know, the torpedoe kind!!
The police heard my screaming and kicked in the front door. I think they arrested your wife for bestiality due to the fuzzy raccoon costume she has me wearing! I couldn't explain anything due to the ball gag.
I'm still here, the fire is out but I can't find the remote and .... do you have any money stashed anywhere? There isn't any beer in the fridge.
A section of drywall has fallen out of the ceiling... (your wife is one vigorous woman!)... I stepped on one of the cats.
The candles we put out for our romatic morning have caught the drapes on fire and the other cat is missing.... something smells distinctly of burnt hair in your bedroom though??????
Your wife also has some bizarre hot wax fetish.... ouch! My weiner now looks like a shrivelled hot red pepper... you know, the torpedoe kind!!
The police heard my screaming and kicked in the front door. I think they arrested your wife for bestiality due to the fuzzy raccoon costume she has me wearing! I couldn't explain anything due to the ball gag.
I'm still here, the fire is out but I can't find the remote and .... do you have any money stashed anywhere? There isn't any beer in the fridge.
I am sat at work here reading this, Tritium you are to much.
I think I have fallen of my chair twice, I had to read it over again it was so good.
But dont worry PH I heard that Tritium's weiner always looked like a shrivelled hot red pepper.
But when I see your wife tomorrow when it is my turn to drink your beer, after the mess is all cleaned up and tritium is on his back home, I will ask her.
Good dame Tritium she told me she keeping the fuzzy raccoon costume for me.
I think I have fallen of my chair twice, I had to read it over again it was so good.
But dont worry PH I heard that Tritium's weiner always looked like a shrivelled hot red pepper.
But when I see your wife tomorrow when it is my turn to drink your beer, after the mess is all cleaned up and tritium is on his back home, I will ask her.
Good dame Tritium she told me she keeping the fuzzy raccoon costume for me.
Umm, hey Pat, uummmm... I have some bad news.... we got a bit carried away with the swing.
A section of drywall has fallen out of the ceiling... (your wife is one vigorous woman!)... I stepped on one of the cats.
The candles we put out for our romatic morning have caught the drapes on fire and the other cat is missing.... something smells distinctly of burnt hair in your bedroom though??????
Your wife also has some bizarre hot wax fetish.... ouch! My weiner now looks like a shrivelled hot red pepper... you know, the torpedoe kind!!
The police heard my screaming and kicked in the front door. I think they arrested your wife for bestiality due to the fuzzy raccoon costume she has me wearing! I couldn't explain anything due to the ball gag.
I'm still here, the fire is out but I can't find the remote and .... do you have any money stashed anywhere? There isn't any beer in the fridge.
I knew she had a midget fetish (sorry I'm sure you prefer 'little people') but wasn't sure how far she'd take it. Make sure you guys clean out the raccoon suit, I may want to use it again.
I'm sure the cat will be easy to find, since there were no gerbils handy I think we can guess where it went...
Make sure if you buy beer you leave me some this time!
She said she would try to keep you on the hook long enough to buy us a house, I gather you are pretty knowledge about real estate?
Pat! Good news! I found the cat! You were right! It was related to an unfortunate "gerbiling" accident! You would not believe how much lube it takes to insert an entire cat.... Oh wait... She tells me that you would... Did you REALLY have an entire german shepard up there? Wow!!!
We got most of the poop stains out of the raccoon suit but I'm afraid I couldn't get the smell out... Don't ask how we'd know this but you'd be surprised to know that cauliflower, crazy glue and a drinking straw are quite a combination!
Again, sorry about the couch.
Btw... Why does she refer to me as the tripod and you as the gerkin? How bizarre.
Oh, as to real estate! No worries, I've bought my share of houses! in fact, I just got a letter from the court today... Escrow and fore-closure mean that I'm a successful real estate mogul... Right?
PS: borrowed a couple of your cheques to buy a car. Hope you don't mind! See you on Wednesday!
We got most of the poop stains out of the raccoon suit but I'm afraid I couldn't get the smell out... Don't ask how we'd know this but you'd be surprised to know that cauliflower, crazy glue and a drinking straw are quite a combination!
Again, sorry about the couch.
Btw... Why does she refer to me as the tripod and you as the gerkin? How bizarre.
Oh, as to real estate! No worries, I've bought my share of houses! in fact, I just got a letter from the court today... Escrow and fore-closure mean that I'm a successful real estate mogul... Right?
PS: borrowed a couple of your cheques to buy a car. Hope you don't mind! See you on Wednesday!
No worries about the cat, figured it was time you earned your way to the next level, you can't be Earl the Squirrel (of course everyone now knows what that refers to) forever.
As for the raccoon suit, if you can't get the smell out just hang onto it, it's my gift to you, try some Pine tree or New Car from the gas station and enjoy. We found a yiffing group out in BC for you, we'll let them know you are coming and have your own stuff.
The couch is no big deal, never liked it anyways, beside if you knew what had been done on it before you got there you would have never used it.
Tripod refers to the submissive position you were in, both feet and one hand on the floor and one guiding, well you know how the rest goes.
Have fun for now, be safe (make sure she doesn`t leave you in the `tripod` if the neighbours Great Dane is over, i`ve heard it`s not a pleasant experience from the last guy that stopped in while I was out of town) and we`ll be waiting for you in BC
As for the raccoon suit, if you can't get the smell out just hang onto it, it's my gift to you, try some Pine tree or New Car from the gas station and enjoy. We found a yiffing group out in BC for you, we'll let them know you are coming and have your own stuff.
The couch is no big deal, never liked it anyways, beside if you knew what had been done on it before you got there you would have never used it.
Tripod refers to the submissive position you were in, both feet and one hand on the floor and one guiding, well you know how the rest goes.
Have fun for now, be safe (make sure she doesn`t leave you in the `tripod` if the neighbours Great Dane is over, i`ve heard it`s not a pleasant experience from the last guy that stopped in while I was out of town) and we`ll be waiting for you in BC
For the love of dog, somebody please keep a videocamera handy at the match hotel. This has the makings of an epic. I thought the Slavex vs The Serta Sheep story was funny. This might yet make that story pale.....
Chapter 2 - Roofies and cornbread
Chapter 2 - Roofies and cornbread
