Where do all those GM and M go?
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Pat! Good news!!!
Your wife was released without charges by the police!
I have a couple of questions though.....
During her absence, I had the opportunity to read Penthouse forum and it gave me some great ideas!
Do you know where I can get a jar of jam, a baby snake and a dart board?
Oh!!!...... and do you have any friends who have a Great Dane named Trixie that has a craving for dumplings??
Your wife was released without charges by the police!
I have a couple of questions though.....
During her absence, I had the opportunity to read Penthouse forum and it gave me some great ideas!
Do you know where I can get a jar of jam, a baby snake and a dart board?
Oh!!!...... and do you have any friends who have a Great Dane named Trixie that has a craving for dumplings??
Hey,
Just to explain, a big reason why I'm not shooting is that my eyes are still getting adjusted to the LASIK surgery I had back in Dec (I was over corrected, plus it takes a long time to focus on things at changing distances; I tried shooting a match a while ago, and I don't think I saw my sights in focus once, haha)... I don't think I'll ever get back into it at the same level of competition, but I fully expect to get back to shooting within, say, 12 more months. It'll be fun trying to climb back up from D
Anyhow, I hope that we don't revert back to the old days when there was a big shortage of classifiers because (a) not enough people were M/GM, and (b) not enough of those showed up to matches...
From what I remember (from 1-2 years ago), Mr. Clean was always shooting most of the matches; not sure what the class rules are now, but I can't believe we're sinking back to the dark old ages of no classifiers in prod...
Say it ain't so!
Dear Pat,
Your wife certainly does have a vivid imagination!!!.... and a penchant for dead squid! Who would have thought that you can have a tactile ###ual experience with a squid? I think I'm in love.... with the squid.... I've named her Juliette!
I also did know that your wife spoke Japanese.... I honestly didn't know that "Takashi!!!" screamed loudly means "wrong hole"!
Filming is coming along smashingly and we expect it to be popular.... or poopular, if you know what I mean!
It's a good thing that you have lots of mouth wash.... and man, she must eat a lot of peanuts!
I didn't realize that you liked to dress up like Bo Peep! You even have a blonde wig with ringlets! I turned her down on that one and chose the Red Riding Hood costume that she says you like to wear! She becomes quite a tiger when playing the Big Bad Wolf! I have bite marks all over me now.
Oh, and I'm really sorry about the car! We were driving to buy more batteries and I somehow managed to smear the steering wheel with personal lubricant.... well you can guess the rest...
By the way, what is the daily limit on your bank card? we need more supplies (if you know what I mean)!
You can always borrow some of Cornbread's roofies.... that will keep him from being scared away and the best part is, no matter how wild it gets, he'll never really know.....
I'm just saying is all....
Ok I've been pretty good about all this but enough is enough
The squid is mine! You don't mess with another mans cephalopod!
As for supplies I find if you cut the personal lubricant with 5w40 it goes a lot further. Also adding some coarse polishing compound makes for a great substitute for the warming lube, the friction burns almost feel the same, don't forget to bring the videos and make sure you get them edited with voice overs (I hate reading subtitles and missing the action)
Btw your ex called, apparently she has been following this thread and wondering why you seem so much more relaxed about your ###ual preferences, she said the first time she brought out the 'black mambo' whatever that is, you turned the pale shade that we are all familiar with now, curled up in a ball and muttered, 'not tonight daddy'?
She's glad you are getting past your inhibitions and mentioned a foursome, is she into golf?
The squid is mine! You don't mess with another mans cephalopod!
As for supplies I find if you cut the personal lubricant with 5w40 it goes a lot further. Also adding some coarse polishing compound makes for a great substitute for the warming lube, the friction burns almost feel the same, don't forget to bring the videos and make sure you get them edited with voice overs (I hate reading subtitles and missing the action)
Btw your ex called, apparently she has been following this thread and wondering why you seem so much more relaxed about your ###ual preferences, she said the first time she brought out the 'black mambo' whatever that is, you turned the pale shade that we are all familiar with now, curled up in a ball and muttered, 'not tonight daddy'?
She's glad you are getting past your inhibitions and mentioned a foursome, is she into golf?
I'm sorry mate, but the squid and I have developed a strong emotional bond.
She called my by my aborginie name of eeewewewewblahgh...gublapom! My heart melted!
Eeewewewewblahgh...gublapom is my Aboriginie name from a tribe that forced me to eat feces until I hallucinated. Apparently, they had a penchant for an exotic nut called "Bavarian beer nuts". Never heard of them! They dress in tight black pants and black turtle necks and called each other "Dieter". They are native to a town known as Keswick, Ontario.. how odd.. they all had ball caps and kinda looked like Woody from Toy Story.
Strangely, they mentioned a stranger known as Cornbread who, consequently isn't all that strange... except for his ###ual appetite involving wayward travellers whom he plies with green Skittles that are actually Rohypnol. Legend has it that the guy is hung like a mastadon!... I'm sure that you are intimately familiar with the legend!
Anyway, my vision quest (due to the beer nuts, some poop, 13 Molson Exports and 2 Glenfiddich) was cool. I had a vision of a giant grizzly from Calgary named Shirley who forced me to perform a ritual involving two oysters, an otter and my testes..bizarrely, it was called "Crackers"... I'm sure you can guess the rest. When I woke up... well... I had a scrotal sack the size of a suitcase and a craving for beef jerky!
I really am sorry, while the grizzly named Shirley is very dear to my heart, your squid named Fingers is my true love. I'm very sorry to break this to you.
She called my by my aborginie name of eeewewewewblahgh...gublapom! My heart melted!
Eeewewewewblahgh...gublapom is my Aboriginie name from a tribe that forced me to eat feces until I hallucinated. Apparently, they had a penchant for an exotic nut called "Bavarian beer nuts". Never heard of them! They dress in tight black pants and black turtle necks and called each other "Dieter". They are native to a town known as Keswick, Ontario.. how odd.. they all had ball caps and kinda looked like Woody from Toy Story.
Strangely, they mentioned a stranger known as Cornbread who, consequently isn't all that strange... except for his ###ual appetite involving wayward travellers whom he plies with green Skittles that are actually Rohypnol. Legend has it that the guy is hung like a mastadon!... I'm sure that you are intimately familiar with the legend!
Anyway, my vision quest (due to the beer nuts, some poop, 13 Molson Exports and 2 Glenfiddich) was cool. I had a vision of a giant grizzly from Calgary named Shirley who forced me to perform a ritual involving two oysters, an otter and my testes..bizarrely, it was called "Crackers"... I'm sure you can guess the rest. When I woke up... well... I had a scrotal sack the size of a suitcase and a craving for beef jerky!
I really am sorry, while the grizzly named Shirley is very dear to my heart, your squid named Fingers is my true love. I'm very sorry to break this to you.
Ahhh, we heard the legend of Eeewewewewblahgh...gublapom as we travelled here, translated it means "Hung like Gopher....farts blood" not sure what it means but the natives looked amused. Is it true you taught them to catch Buffalo with bicycle chains, pickled eggs and used condoms? They were impressed with your technique but wished you had allowed them to collect the meat before defiling the carcass.
We enquired about "Shirley" turns out she was not a pure Grizzly but actually part of the breed known as Manbearpig an interesting hybrid brought about by selectively crossbreeding Ontario LEO`s with local wildlife...apparently you boys have been busy out here. The program is in disarray and now they have to have a hunting season to cull the herd. Bad news about Shirley, she was collected early in this years season. The good news is her remains were bought by a local bar and they replaced their mechanical bull with her, so now everyone gets a ride! We`ll be on and off her all night tonight.
Cheers, hugs and kisses, see you soon!
We enquired about "Shirley" turns out she was not a pure Grizzly but actually part of the breed known as Manbearpig an interesting hybrid brought about by selectively crossbreeding Ontario LEO`s with local wildlife...apparently you boys have been busy out here. The program is in disarray and now they have to have a hunting season to cull the herd. Bad news about Shirley, she was collected early in this years season. The good news is her remains were bought by a local bar and they replaced their mechanical bull with her, so now everyone gets a ride! We`ll be on and off her all night tonight.
Cheers, hugs and kisses, see you soon!
Just to clarify the ones in black that call each other deiter are the ones keswickians refer to as cidiots or summer people from the shores of the great lake to the south.
the green skittles alone are nothing compared to hiding a pack of phenomints in a bag of them.
the green skittles alone are nothing compared to hiding a pack of phenomints in a bag of them.
Dear Pat,
Well, I decided not to go to the Nationals and stayed home with your wife.
We went shopping today and she somehow managed to find a huge funnel at the grocery store (you know, like the kind they use for oil changes).
Anyway, I didn't realize how much she likes chocolate milk.
Although, oddly enough, not orally.
Umm needless to say, you might need a new mattress... Oh, and where are the spare sheets?
By the way, the cat is healing just fine and loves chocolate milk... Who would have though that it could be an elixir of health?
The car should be fixed by the time you get back but it smells, oddly of poop and ky!
Please tell us how the Nationals go.
Well, I decided not to go to the Nationals and stayed home with your wife.
We went shopping today and she somehow managed to find a huge funnel at the grocery store (you know, like the kind they use for oil changes).
Anyway, I didn't realize how much she likes chocolate milk.
Although, oddly enough, not orally.
Umm needless to say, you might need a new mattress... Oh, and where are the spare sheets?
By the way, the cat is healing just fine and loves chocolate milk... Who would have though that it could be an elixir of health?
The car should be fixed by the time you get back but it smells, oddly of poop and ky!
Please tell us how the Nationals go.
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I'm a little upset, if you are going to buy a fifty gallon barrel of Astroglide it's only polite to leave some for me. I mean, it's everywhere. I had to scrape some off the lid of the cat litter box just to have enough to masturbate, but thanks for leaving the picture of your mom, it helped get the job done. I didn't know a woman of her age could pose in that kind of position, really, bravo! I am curious though, I see you in the back of the picture holding a turkey baster, forceps and a Cornish game hen. It kind of explains the look of shock on her face but what were you planning?
Cheers, I'll warn the neighbors to expect some odd noises and to look for the other cat. In an emergency she has worked as a trauma nurse and is used to removing large irregular shaped objects from body cavities, just don't sit down until she has had a shot at getting it out without muscle relaxants. They have a negative effect on erectile tissue
See ya soon
Cheers, I'll warn the neighbors to expect some odd noises and to look for the other cat. In an emergency she has worked as a trauma nurse and is used to removing large irregular shaped objects from body cavities, just don't sit down until she has had a shot at getting it out without muscle relaxants. They have a negative effect on erectile tissue
See ya soon
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