Which is better....### or hunting?

Tongarirohiker said:
My first time popping into the forum as it's become a new area of interest for me. This thread had me ROFLing. My wife asked what the hell was going on so I showed her the thread. Now, to preface her words, we just had a baby so there hasn't been much boom boom around the house lately.

She says, "so, hunting's better than ### huh? Go buy a rifle."

I'm not sure whether I should be excited or disappointed...
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Love the story! I'm sure your wife will be happy to see you again soon. Welcome to the addiction and the forum! Sounds like you have a good excuse to get a rifle now....You might enjoy hunting more then you'd expect.
 
Wow, I'm on the road for 10 days and look what I missed.
There are many considerations to take into account here, it just isn't that simple. Hunting takes way more preparation and work and usually lasts from several days to several weeks. ### preparation takes minutes and then last for anything from a few minutes to a couple hours. So you see it really isn't apples to apples. Also I haven't found it to necessarily be an either/or situation and one can have both regularly. I've taken my wife to Africa twice, so as you see it can be a combo deal.
The real question posed though is which is better............depends if it's raining and blowing 30 kts and I'm given the choice I think ### is the better of the 2 options, but if it dawns a cool crisp morning, crystal clear and about -2 without a breath of wind, well now we have a quandry, but I think hunting will win. However if I wake up early enough could always squeeze in a quickie before heading out. I don't see these two acts as being diametrically opposed, it's kinda like saying would you rather have lobster for dinner (one of my favorites) or have a nice long hot shower, it's physically impossible to do both at the same time but not to do both regularly.
OP...there is the other flaw in your scientific experiment, you only had ### with your husband, hence the low BP readings. Not like you did anything REALLY exciting like killing a deer, or............ LOL
 
c-fbmi said:
Wow, I'm on the road for 10 days and look what I missed.
There are many considerations to take into account here, it just isn't that simple. Hunting takes way more preparation and work and usually lasts from several days to several weeks. ### preparation takes minutes and then last for anything from a few minutes to a couple hours. So you see it really isn't apples to apples.
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I think many guy's have spent "several weeks" to get a lady to have ### with them! Maybe you only spend 5 minutes having ###.....but I think most ladies would disagree :) I live a 10 minute walk to an awesome hunting spot as long as my rifle is sighted in I'm ready to go...maybe I should wear orange to keep from getting odd looks from the neighbour seeing me in my birthday suit.
 
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c-fbmi said:
However if I wake up early enough could always squeeze in a quickie before heading out.
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If I ever tried to "slip in a quickie" at 5 am... I wouldn't ever have to worry about hunting OR ### again... I'd be buried in a shallow grave out in the back forty!!!
 
smiley1 said:
I think many guy's have spent "several weeks" to get a lady to have ### with them! Maybe you only spend 5 minutes having ###.....but I think most ladies would disagree :) I live a 10 minute walk to an awesome hunting spot as long as my rifle is sighted in I'm ready to go...maybe I should wear orange to keep from getting odd looks from the neighbour seeing me in my birthday suit.
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Ah milady you misquote me, I never said "I" had ### in 5 minutes......I said from several minutes to a couple hours!!!! Also your entire dissertation was skewed to the married or significantly attached sector, which if it then requires several weeks to convince the wife/significant other to have ###, possibly a review of the relationship is in order. But then again I'm on my 4th wife so I'm either an expert on relationships given the experience I have or I'm an idiot who doesn't learn the first 3 times, your choice.........my own opinion runs more to the latter than the former.
Again on the several weeks attempting to get a woman to have ###, are these men hitting on nuns or what? Back when I was in the game and single I could tell in the first 1/2 hr if things were gelling or chilling so to speak, to spend weeks attempting to convince a woman to have ### I believe is called stalking!!!! LOL
As far as walking to your blind "in your birthday suit", I'm afraid you lost me completely on that one, I have no idea as to the reference relevence of that comment.
For the benefit of the rest of you poor guys out there, my latest wifes nickname could be EVEREADY as in rabbit, if you get my drift, and yes, I am a lucky man !!!!

I must say, in my late fifties, neither option holds a lot of mystery, having harvested literally hundreds of head of big game in both categories. But the chance of harvesting a new one in an exotic location does definitely have it's allure and gets my BP up, or maybe I just forgot to take my pills. It's all so complicated.................think I'll just have another red wine and go to bed.
 
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C-fbmi I read it again, my bad...got interrupted before I had it thought out better.

I guess being in the same relationship for 20 years makes me a little "skewed" but no reason you couldn't take your BP after getting it on with your f@ck of the week, if that's what you dig, as long as she's willing it's all good. BP after hunting and after ### is what I'm talking about. Certain variables may skew the results e.g.. new relationship. Many studies throw out the highest and lowest numbers in a group for a median average.
 
Actually the medical reasons why this study or hypothesis won't work have already been stated.......adrenaline vs endorphins. My entire diatribe was of a humorous nature and I don't do "the flavor of the week" program, nor do I believe I indicated I did. Blood pressure cannot be used as a measure in this circumstance because of the endorphine over influence to the adrenaline. BP is not a reliable indicator of pleasure or stimulation, only adrenal excitation, which may be very high initially in a ###ual encounter but is dramatically masked and diminished after orgasm by the flood of endorphins.
My highest recorded BP was 2 hrs after crashing my 205 Cessna (that's how long it took to get to the health center in Dawson, God knows what it was immediately after the crash).......was it stimulating?...Absolutely!!! Was it pleasurable? Not particularly as the Doc sewed my ear back on !! My point being is that there has to be a better benchmark to rate excitement AND pleasure, than BP. I believe that the successful shot and harvest of an animal is very, very high in excitement and only moderate to low in pleasure, where ### is the other way round with extremely high pleasure factor and a moderate excitation factor, BP doesn't give these two emotions equal relevance.

Now if you took BPs after watching a 180+ buck work his way into range of your stand for 20 minutes and BPs after 20 minutes of heavy foreplay prior to the huge release of endorphines at orgasm you might have a relevent comparison.
 
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This is getting too scientific... I just want to talk about hunting and ###, and/or ### while hunting and/or vice versa... Hunting during ###... Two shots for the price of one! Who doesn't love a bargain.
 
Now yu'all is making me chuckle.
Just like the kabouy with his full red long underwear suit on with the door
at the back open with flesh showing. He's doing a numero duez and a deer shows up.
Excellent photo of priorities.

So here's the question.............what would you do?
Forfit the skwert and burn powder or take a chance the fur will hang around?
Could be better to ask for forgiveness than to schmoozy up later?
 
I'm with hoytcannon, somebody invites me for ### or hunting or ### AND hunting, I'm in either way!!! Getting too old to turn down opportunities. LOL

The perfect end in my opinion would be dying of a massive heart attack at the culmination of a BJ sitting in a leopard blind in Zim or Zambia at 102 years old.
 
Yu know weeez will'in to help yu'all.............?

Errrrrrrrr, the miss'us that is.
GPS co-ordinat's would help find the madam in dis tress.............

brybenn said:
### in a tree stand adds a lot of excitement. I'm lucky that I have a beautiful wife that f#*ks like a #### star. I miss her I'm in bear camp right now for 2 weeks
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This is too funny. No wonder we are called pigs. I love it. But which is better? ### or hunting? Does it matter, as long as you shoot your load? Just asking.
 
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