Lmao.
Yeah, my original post was definitely exaggerated. I'm just looking for a durable no-fuss shotgun for waterfowl hunting, which takes me to some wet and muddy places.
The more I read into it, it seems like inertia driven semi-autos are up there with pump shotguns in terms of reliability.
Is it worth looking at over/unders? They're dead simple, and I don't mind losing the third shot, but looks like they are all wood/blued metal. Anyone make one that won't rust?
The most avid duck hunter I know uses an 870 Express, Magnum. I also know that gun spent a night at the bottom of a lake, only to be retrieved the next day with a magnet on a rope. lol (true story) That gun was hunting ducks the very next day. Based on that, all I'd suggest is a synthetic stock. If it were wood/laminate-the gun would have been out of commission until a replacement stock was sourced.


















































