Why is it....

[scotty]

that whenever I need my blue locktite I can never find it? ACOG is back from repairs at Trijicon today and I was gonna install it, but one must find the lock tight first...

 

[sunray]

There's a special portal into the Twilight Zone for stuff you need before you can do something else.

 

[marshall]

I find that as soon as you buy some more to replace what
you can't find, the grimlians in my shop will replace the lost
stuff- has never failed in 40 years, of course when your shop is
500 sq. ft and you stuff for 3 times that much,

 

[Gibbs505]

There is a gremlin that is smiling with, at it's feet, a whole lotta stuff that we are looking for right now!

 

[Etter]

I find that as soon as you buy some more to replace what
you can't find, the grimlians in my shop will replace the lost
stuff- has never failed in 40 years, of course when your shop is
500 sq. ft and you stuff for 3 times that much,

That's because you're going to store the new stuff in the same place you put the old stuff "where it'll be safe & you'll know where it is".
Damn, now I remember where I put my old shooting glasses.

 

[gunasauras]

And this is in the gunsmithing section why????