Wife's not happy

Awesome post guys, sat here laughing at my desk !

Leave the garage door open for a while.....LOL.

Doug !!, its 30 mins from me ! I want in too !!!!!......PLEASE !:) :rolleyes: ;)
How many acres you get? Need someone close by to go " check it out" for you?

Happy New year everyone.....

lildave
 
Sorry, guys, our hunt camp gang has very strict membership rules. And the initiation is not pretty, if you catch my drift. On average, we accept one new hunt camp member every three years.

I might, however, hold a couple CGN events per year. One will almost certainly be a turkey hunt, but by invitation only. The other might be a BBQ and bash with a work day beforehand. You come and work like a slave at the assigned tasks, we all have a BBQ and beer, crash overnight, and go home once you are sober.

Watch this forum for details, but basically if you have done a deal with me or with my oldest son Spanky, you will get an invite.

Doug
 
:D woohoo hopefully my deal with doug went good enough to be included on his list of invitee's :D
pssss i have a hig level in at the beer store for cheep skids of beer
 
Doug said:
Sorry, guys, our hunt camp gang has very strict membership rules. And the initiation is not pretty, if you catch my drift...
Doug
Damn! Does that mean we need to get kicked in the ass by an angry buck? (or whatever that story was...) :p
NO, don't post that picture! :D

Hey, Mumptia, great story! I bet the garage smells awesome - no need for Fabreeze! ;)
 
Update,

The wife's van has basically aired out after a hanging enough air freshners off the mirror. LOL:D

The garage on the other hand has got every god dam cat around and the neighbours dog sniffing anywherere there is a gap in the door. Can't keep the suckers out when I open the doors.

I managed to give the dog the run, but the stubborn cats are starting to get some air time. They'll learn;)
 
Nope, not a HUNTING weekend, a WORK weekend!!! With some beer drinking and maybe a chainsaw carving contest.

Doug
 
you bought a camp without the wife knowing:p you have a son called spanky:p you invite people up to work ,drink beer and no hunting:p
is this a cult of some kind?:p
cheers Doug and congrat,s on the camp;) BTW how much land you get with it?
 
Yes it is a cult, and the closest centre is a little hamlet called Jonestown. I have a GREAT kool-aid recipe for the gang, too! I got it from my buddy Jim Jones.

65 acres, about half of which is swamp.

Doug
 
Doug said:
Yes it is a cult, and the closest centre is a little hamlet called Jonestown. I have a GREAT kool-aid recipe for the gang, too! I got it from my buddy Jim Jones.

65 acres, about half of which is swamp.

Doug

65 acres?...that's not even a quarter section...you need at least 575 more acres...
 
studly said:
I just shelled out 7 bills to get the ole lady a dishwasher.So now I should be able to get myself something with a minimum of hassles.


Now, no god damn laughing!!!!

My wife just told me that if I can go moose hunting for a few days with no quaestions then she could go to a day spa.

I said okie dokie sounds fair.

God dam.......... she booked herself in for a $395 treatment holy ####!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Boys that's one day 9 to 4 !!!!!!!!!!!

As long as the lights are off no spa needed ha,ha (man I'd be in #### if she new I said that)
 
Now, no god damn laughing!!!!

My wife just told me that if I can go moose hunting for a few days with no quaestions then she could go to a day spa.

I said okie dokie sounds fair.

God dam.......... she booked herself in for a $395 treatment holy s**t!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Boys that's one day 9 to 4 !!!!!!!!!!!

As long as the lights are off no spa needed ha,ha (man I'd be in s**t if she new I said that)

Let's hope she doesn't become a gun nut mumptia... Never hear about the hibatchi in the garage story before. I have to get on the forum more.
 
A garage that smells like jerky.....sounds like my kinda place. Wanna rent it out????

You need some bleach on the floor and a couple nice days.....about 3 gallons of bleach.

My neighbor said "mothballs", but I think that would be a bad idea.......place would smell like grandpa's old sweater
 
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