Wiped ass with birchbark...hoop still sore...

This thread is hilarious.

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okay quick actual story,a newby to hunting joins our group.he rides in my truck to the drop of spot after camp breakfast.says hes got to go so i stop and he bolts out of truck and does his thing,he comes back all happy like and i ask him what he used for paper,he says some leaves.were driving down the road for about ten min and i see him kinda getting jumpy and red in the face. he diesnt say a thing but every bump he jumps and he is in deep pain and i ask whats the matter he says nothing . i keep driving real slow as its still a little dark out.were a good hour from camp and he finally says he has to go back.wont say anything wrong just has ti go back.i see sweat going down his face and look of sheer horror and pain. i pull over and give him baby wipes and patonen cream and tell him to go take care of himself.he comes back to colour and i drop him off at camp.he hugged that box of baby wipes and cream,i also gave him a bottle of calamine lotion,as soon as he closes truck door i go down the road a bit and pull over cause im lauphing to hard,poison oak can be a horrible thing while hunting but funney too
 
i went hunting with a friend in our late teens, his father dropped us of in an old 12' camper and wasn't returning for 5 days.

before the trip an older guy gave us a half gallon container of chili, other than hot dogs and bread that was about all the

groceries we bothered to pack.

after a couple of days of chili and beer three meals a day he woke up to $hitting his pants in the middle of the night, happened so fast he never even got his first boot on.

we had TP but he used his clothes since they were already wrote off.
 
gallen270 said:
i went hunting with a friend in our late teens, his father dropped us of in an old 12' camper and wasn't returning for 5 days.

before the trip an older guy gave us a half gallon container of chili, other than hot dogs and bread that was about all the

groceries we bothered to pack.

after a couple of days of chili and beer three meals a day he woke up to $hitting his pants in the middle of the night, happened so fast he never even got his first boot on.

we had TP but he used his clothes since they were already wrote off.
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Imagine the ride home>>
 
dogger1 said:
okay quick actual story,a newby to hunting joins our group.he rides in my truck to the drop of spot after camp breakfast.says hes got to go so i stop and he bolts out of truck and does his thing,he comes back all happy like and i ask him what he used for paper,he says some leaves.were driving down the road for about ten min and i see him kinda getting jumpy and red in the face. he diesnt say a thing but every bump he jumps and he is in deep pain and i ask whats the matter he says nothing . i keep driving real slow as its still a little dark out.were a good hour from camp and he finally says he has to go back.wont say anything wrong just has ti go back.i see sweat going down his face and look of sheer horror and pain. i pull over and give him baby wipes and patonen cream and tell him to go take care of himself.he comes back to colour and i drop him off at camp.he hugged that box of baby wipes and cream,i also gave him a bottle of calamine lotion,as soon as he closes truck door i go down the road a bit and pull over cause im lauphing to hard,poison oak can be a horrible thing while hunting but funney too
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I could just picture that truck ride.:)
 
This thread is epic. I usually have a box of wypalls in the truck, they are pretty aggressive but in an emergency they do the trick. After a train wreck of a drive home 5 hrs of stopping on the side of the hwy every 20 mins I carry tp in my truck now too. You should never eat the sandwiches at 7/11 when you are far from home in the middle of the night.
 
chrisc said:
This thread is epic. I usually have a box of wypalls in the truck, they are pretty aggressive but in an emergency they do the trick. After a train wreck of a drive home 5 hrs of stopping on the side of the hwy every 20 mins I carry tp in my truck now too. You should never eat the sandwiches at 7/11 when you are far from home in the middle of the night.
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Eweew !! lol
 
chrisc said:
This thread is epic. I usually have a box of wypalls in the truck, they are pretty aggressive but in an emergency they do the trick. After a train wreck of a drive home 5 hrs of stopping on the side of the hwy every 20 mins I carry tp in my truck now too. You should never eat the sandwiches at 7/11 when you are far from home in the middle of the night.
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Should have saved the plastic wrap that came with the sandwich. It can be used over and over again, to wipe yer arse.
Just wipe it on the running boards, before getting back in the truck, and save it for next time.:)
 
:confused:This thread reinforces the fact that once you put it on the net it NEVER goes away. didn't read the entire thread so this may have been said before, Why would you actually admit to doing something like that?:rolleyes:
 
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