Wiped ass with birchbark...hoop still sore...

horseshoe said:
My experience, deer are not affected by human urine or feces. For some reason they don't associate it with danger like our sweat or breath...

I've had to #2 in the bush, and then walked away. I've come back later and seen deer tracks right up to it as if they were sniffing it...
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You mean I don't have to go desert storm commando style, sh*t in a ziplock and pack it out with me? Good news. I was cursing myself for leaving that messy bush dump un-buried a hundred meters from where I found a rub line. Hopefully the buck doesnt get scared off by my last minute crap run and sticks around and gets nice and photogenic for my trail cam. BTW, trying to sh*t in a ziplock is harder than you think, and more dangerous as well. I guess there are more skills to being commando than we give them credit for:ninja:
 
All of your shirts should have sleeves. Its when you run out of sleeves that its nice to have some tp. Notebook paper doesnt feel that great either btw. Now I always have 2 rolls in the truck and one in my pack
 
LOL BIG TIME ... bring TP always ... learnt the hard way ... socks, ripped up spare shirts, chip bags and snow ... HAHAHA This thread is hilarious!

Otokiak
Rankin Inlet, NU
CANADA
 
If you don't carry T.P. at least have some spare socks, and a spare t-shirt. Snow works too, once things freeze, you don't notice the discomfort as much.
 
Ganderite said:
One of those pocket sized Kleenex packages is handy.
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I used to carry a pack of these from the dollar store but forgot to replace them last time - btw, they were printed with a copy of the $100 bill. I always imagined some other hunter diving into my turd pile with both hands thinking he had just found some serious cash in the bush...
 
LMAO.

Nothing like:
a) not being prepared with the simplest thing like TP in your hunting pack.
b) pinchin' a loaf right at your deer spot. Cause we all know they won't mind refreshing the aroma it'll leave for hours!!
 
had to crap real bad while goose hunting and the guide said make sure that i cover the tp (tims napkins) or it could spook the geese!
 
Had to take an emergency winter field dump once after using up all my TP (had the trots, but that's another story). I just cut the sleeve off my olive drab undershirt and was good to go.

Hardest part was not crapping into my crewmans winter overall bottoms. Easiest part was not having to bury the ****e; it just disappeared into the snow that was tickleing my nutsack when I assumed the position on a hillside, hanging off a sappling for support, just a gruntin'.

Picture it.

CS45
 
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