Woke Up Today and Was Back in the 1970's

[Wolfbane]

Found my old Crosman 622 Repeater c/w Bushnell 3X-7X Custom 22 Scope.

A mitt full of C02 cannisters and 200 rounds of .22 pellets.

This year when the damn crows decide to awaken me at 4:45AM I've got a response.

I'll believe that if I Lee Harvey Oswald just one of the bastards the whole Murder will be gone.

 

[kamlooky]

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[strider007]

WTF are you talking about???

 

[JimDO]

U lost me at Lee Harvey Oswald,, or right from the start,,,

 

[Can-down]

Sounds like he's dusting off an old air gun from the 70's in order to assassinate a few loud crows that are messing with his sleep cycle.
Not sure why but a group of crows together is considered a "murder" of crows. Sounds like he's hoping if he's lucky enough to take one out with his old plinker he's hoping the rest of the crew will move on and let him sleep in peace.

Good luck.

 

[JimDO]

Thanks for your interpretation. No idea how you figured that out but good work.

 

[Thorvald]

A flock of crows is called a "Murder"...

EDIT: Can-down beat me too it lol.

 

[kamlooky]

Yuppers, and a shawt tew le tete tuh pewt a merder in thuh murdererers.............

 

[Nipigon Jack]

Yuppers, and a shawt tew le tete tuh pewt a merder in thuh murdererers.............

The original post was easily understood. Kamlooky on the other hand is going to have me scratching my head for the rest for the night.

 

[armilaria]

My grandfather used to hang dead crows in his apple trees to keep the flocks away. It really did work and when they started coming back he would do it again.

 

[Dogleg]

Lee Harvey Oswald is a verb now? A group of ravens is called an "unkindness". Nobody knows why.