Wooly mamoth hunting?

[Preacher]

I think you have to do what all evolutionists do, and sit around wating for a glacier to sneak up behind one as it is eating and envelope him in ice while he is chewing. At least that way the meat doesn't spoil until global warming kicks in. Man, I can't believe it.

 

[Gibbs505]

My 505 will do the job! Actually they are smaller then a african elephant!

 

[Tyockell18]

I'd throw a car at it with a trebuchet.
Well either that or be a man and go at it with a butter knife.

 

[Spitzer]

I would dispatch the mammoth by throwing a big boulders on his skull using the old two handed Neandertal throw.

 

[Ltbull01]

I'd go naked, paint my body blue and have at 'er with a sharp stake.

 

[Dustin]

I'd go naked, paint my body blue and have at 'er with a sharp stake.

Keep yer damn pants on boy!

 

[skeetgunner]

I'd go naked, paint my body blue and have at 'er with a sharp stake.

So when the mamoth falls over laughing at the size of your small "trunk", you spear him in the soft underbelly?

 

[dw]

So when the mamoth falls over laughing at the size of your small "trunk", you spear him in the soft underbelly?

Now thats funny right there.....

.338WM. It's the biggest one I own so it will have to do......but cloning a sabre tooth tiger would be more interesting don't ya think?

 

[pirate]

If I could hunt an elephant in north america, buya!
I'd max out the credit card and be on my way in an hour.

Likely 460 Weatherby

 

[geologist]

A pack of big, noisy hungry dogs and a big fuc*ing cliff,

Easier to get the marrow out of those big bones once the pachyderm has bounced off of a couple of boulders.

 

[Casull]

I can see three of them out my office window. The are big alright but look pretty friendly. Slow too.. the kids play on them. The tourists are more trouble than the mammoths!

 

[PrairiePirate]

Once you start shooting at the elephant, the tourists will scurry to their tour buses and you can take the rest of the afternoon figuring out how you'll field dress it.

 

[open-sights]

I just shot Snuffalupagus, the debate is over. 20ga. 2 3/4" #5 from 206yds out. (lasered to make sure) Says right on the box, lethal out to 1/4mile, but who would have guessed they were right? Pictures will not follow as I am afraid of the reprecussions from the 4-7 y.o. demographic.

 

[Violator22]

Man, now you've done it, Big Bird is going to be hunting you down. Les

 

[PrairiePirate]

Big bird is not who you want to be mad at you...

 

[oldbadger]

First, I'd chase it into its hole, then I'd dig in after it and chew its guts out.

That's how us Badgers hunt everything that moves!